N S F W under the cut 🙏 fizz breaks out the 20 lbs strap
Someone is comfy
Until you came along
Chapter 3/?
i think oz also just rlly likes baking
based on that tiktok
Based mainly on how shy he is off stage, and the stranglehold Mammon probably had on his social life, it's my headcanon that Ozz is the only person Fizz has slept with.
And that it took all of like three sessions for Fizz to go from timid in bed to the horniest, kinkiest little freak in all seven rings to the point that Ozz has trouble keeping up with him sometimes.
Their first time would have been sweet and gentle and tender while Ozzie shows him how good his body can feel. The second would have been enthusiastic with Fizz getting more confidence.
The third would have been Fizz pulling out this list of stuff he wants to try like "I want you to pretend I broke into your palace to steal The Source Of Your Horny and when you catch me you drag me to your dungeon to torture out the secrets of who hired me, using the following methods: Tickle torture, hot wax, an upside down strangle wank while I'm tied to one of those Tesla coils that plays the theme song to Countdown while I get zapped, a-"
"Hold up. The Source of my Horny?"
"Shh, save all questions to the end. Dammit, where was I? Oh! Right! Now, this one is open for negotiation, but do you think you could tie my arms and legs up in a big knot and bounce me on your dick like a beach ball?"
"... I was just going to suggest introducing a little light bum smacking if you were up for it."
"You opened the flood gates, babe. Now shove this ball gag in my mouth and call me Kitten."
Fizz is too caught up in getting ready for the pageant so Ozzie tries his best to convince him to take a break~ 💕 This was based on a wonderful fic by kayisdreaming on ao3!!
What if they had matching outfits? 😳
Interviewer after Fizzarozzie came out: So, what is Fizzarolli to you?
Ozzie: The reason I wake up every morning.
Interview: …oh, that’s disgustingly sweet.
Fizzarolli, earlier that morning, banging cymbals together: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP
Burger Time!!
They'll get there eventually.