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Shoot The Devil

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Jack | nb (he / they) | 28 | big gay nerd | "To be dominated by me is not as bad for human pride as to be dominated by others of your species."
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clownmoder

taking away a clowngirl's makeup telling her she doesn't have to be a clown she can just be a normal silly billy and correcting her any time she tries to juggle until she gets sadder and sadder and eventually stops talking altogether and just communicating via gestures and realizing with horror you've created a mimegirl

the duality of woman

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Have A Nice Day!

rb to 今日はhave a nice day

This post radiates positive energy

HAVE A NICE DAY

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Gotta reblog again

Go have a nice day everyone ☀️

Go have a nice day. The very stylish and coordinated Asian men told you so. 

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elidyce

“This is a tapestry I made myself! I just finished it!” 

“…. this is…. big.”

“Eighty feet long, ten high, in forty panels! It was originally going to be sixty feet, but then the Thomas Malory Arthuriana got big and I had to put more stuff in.” 

“… Malory published in the fifteenth century.” 

“Do you have any idea how long it takes one person to embroider eight thousand square feet of tapestry?” 

“You’ve had a lot of free time in the last eight hundred years, haven’t you?” 

“Not once I took up embroidery as a hobby, no!” 

“Want to see my stalagmite cultivation work?”

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teaboot

I need to stop thinking about my work days as "productive" days and my days off as "unproductive" days that I waste if I haven't built something or deep cleaned my house. What the fuck am I accomplishing at work. My job doesn't wash my dishes

sleeping is productive. Knitting is productive. Laying on my couch watching murder mysteries is productive. These things fill my life with good feelings. My job just pays my bills

Why would doing a hundred things be less productive than doing one thing

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I have regained connection to my Joker kintype. Turns out all I had to do was Joker Laugh and Evil Smile in the mirror for four hours in a row. I would have done five but mother begged me to stop
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reblog if you need a hug

Reblog to give the person you reblogged this from a much needed hug

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