okay but why is there something so inherently wildly erotic about time lapse videos of mushrooms growing
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what he means: my first girlfriend sacrificed herself for the good of her people, and she didn't think twice about it. i saw firsthand what it meant to truly protect those you love, and in that moment i also experienced what it meant to be loved enough to be protected. but i wasn't ready. i didn't have enough time to say goodbye. she was gone before she fell back to me, and i knew it even before i looked for a pulse that wasn't there. she was heavy, until she wasn't, because i saw death happen in a way i never thought it could when her body vanished from my arms. i now know what it feels like to kiss a spirit, and it's the last touch i have of her. she sacrificed herself because she believed it was her duty, an expectation she felt she needed to face, and it should never have happened. but she got dragged into a war that we brought to her home. there was nothing i could do to protect her from its devastation, and i blame myself for her death.
what he says: my first girlfriend turned into the moon
"You'll have to fight him in the end."
"I know, sir."
"Alan, he's taller and heavier than you! He'll kill you!"
Alanna put her orange aside, "Then I fight him till he lets me alone or till I get big enough to beat him. I can't let him walk all over me, Sir Myles! When you're--" She stopped, horrified. She had almost admitted she was a girl! She rushed on. When you're little, like me, you either quit and get picked on all the time, or you stick it out. I have to stick it out."
I'm not taking requests exactly but I'm quite suggestable as to what part of the book to draw next
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He’s trying to catch them all
Source: instagram.com
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Do you ever think about how staggeringly in bad taste it is that Gandalf brought a firework that turns into Smaug to Bilbo’s birthday party
Like how were you hoping that would go
*gandalf voice* so bilbo lived to be 111 huh? it would be a shame if someone or something caused him to go into c a r d i a c a r r e s t
Gandalf: I’m still not a hundred percent sure that magic ring is artificially extending Bilbo’s life, so let’s run some tests.
i would note that bilbo was the only person at the party not even slightly alarmed, so possibly gandalf just knows him well
“You know what would be the greatest gift I could give Bilbo on his 111th birthday? Making Lobelia and Otho Sacksville-Baggins shit their pants at the party.”
Gandalf is a real one who knows damn that Bilbo Baggins at 111 years old has never once shut the fuck up about his hot girl summer with the dwarves and is absolutely gonna be telling the story again at this party so how absolutely cunt would it be to set this bad boy off exactly as he gets to the part where Smaug flies over Laketown, he'd love the drama, he deserves it, it it's his birthday
she commit acts of intercourse on my erogeneous zones until i achieve sexual climax
No she doesnt. You made this up for notes.
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Dickie just gets emotional when it's on pain killers lol
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magneto: how do you have so much faith in humans to do the right thing when they have proven you wrong time and time again?
the humble charles xavier:
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Destroy the myth that libraries are no longer relevant. If you use your library, please reblog.
Destroy the enemies of your local library. If you will send fiery ravens into their home or trap them in an endless labyrinth of shelves, also reblog.
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i wish ao3 had a shuffle feature for all the fics in my 'saved for later' like pleeeease take the decision out of my hands
#it literally does tho#on the home page it'll show a couple and be like 'is it later now?' - @frodo-of-the-nine-fingers
It does?!
HOLY SHIT IT DOES
Happy Birthday AO3, the gift that never stops giving
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seatbelts increase the numbers of injuries because they DECREASE the numbers of DEATHS
wear a seatbelt
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first class news paleontologists never disappoint
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first class news paleontologists never disappoint
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