threefootroo reblogged
Link hasn’t seen Ferris Bueller’s Day Off??????
HOT TAKE FERRIS BUELLER IS A MENACE WHO TREATS HIS FRIENDS RECKLESSLY AND FACES NO CONSEQUENCES FOR HIS ACTIONS DESPITE HAVING NO RESPECT FOR ANYONE AND I WAS ROOTING FOR ROONEY THE ENTIRE MOVIE
HOTTER TAKE FERRIS BUELLER IS A TERRIBLE FRIEND TO CAMERON BUT AN ADORABLE BOYFRIEND TO SLOAN(E?) AND I STILL LOVE HIM DESPITE THE FACT THAT HE’S PROBABLY A SOCIOPATH
NUCLEAR TAKE FERRIS HAD ALREADY BEEN FORMALLY EXCUSED FROM SCHOOL BY HIS MOTHER AND THEREFORE HAD ZERO OBLIGATION TO BE THERE
ROONEY HOWEVER CUT A FULL DAY OF SALARIED WORK PAID BY TAXPAYERS TO ATTEMPT TO CATCH A STUDENT WHO WAS NOT BREAKING ANY RULES WHATSOEVER, THAT IS NOT HIS FUCKING JOB AND ROOTING FOR HIM MAKES YOU A PETTY TYRANT
#whether ferris lied to his mother about his reason for skipping school is a different issue#but 0.00 percent rooney's business#if his mom called the school and said 'ferris won't be in today he's not sick he's just gonna stay home' that is completely her legal right#as soon as she called his business was THROUGH#this issue comes up on reddit a lot#my mom's a principal and rooney is a creep#i will fight about it