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@threefootroo / threefootroo.tumblr.com

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i feel so personally attacked

my own child who CAN’T EVEN READ just grabbed the baby-sitters club book i was snarking and was like

“mom”

“mom what the hell is this they let these unaccompanied minors including a child BARELY THREE YEARS OLDER THAN I AM NOW sail off into the fucking ocean alone”

“are you actually reading this garbage i’ve lost all respect for you”

and then, even though we read lots and he is very very gentle with books normally, he just opens the book, looks a page very carefully, then stares me dead in the eye while ripping it out like “you know this is justified”

#thank god it was a handwriting page i never read those#bsc snark#baby-sitters club#island adventure#aka amm snorted her advance check#sorry about my baby
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wanted to spit out a piece of gum but didn’t feel like getting out of bed to put it in the trash and there wasn’t a wrapper or kleenex in arm’s reach

so i rummaged around in the nightstand and finally tore the page out of a bsc book

i’m pretty sure that “used gum receptacle” is too good for baby-sitters island adventure

#don't worry i used chapter 2#i should be more ashamed that my nightstand is filled with nothing but some sex toys and a dozen bsc books#because if both my husband and i die and our parents have to clean out our house i'm afraid they might think those were related#baby-sitters club
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The Cast of The Baby-Sitters Club Movie Had a Reunion
Here’s a hot bowl of nostalgia to enjoy. Cast members from The Baby-Sitters Club, the 1995 film based on Ann M. Martin’s popular series, came together for a recent screening in Austin, Texas. Director Melanie Mayron and several cast members, including Rachael Leigh Cook, Larisa Oleynik, Schuyler Fisk and Marla Sokoloff, were all in attendance to celebrate the film’s 20th anniversary.
jezebel.com|Marie Lodi
#omg schuyler fisk looks amazing#mallory looks kind of like i expected#like she went to college and discovered girls#baby-sitters club
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i-will-not-be-caged

misa-nthropy replied to your post “OMG, 13-year-old horse-obsessed me is so excited right now!!!!!!!!!!”

………why….?

American Pharaoh just won the Triple Crown. I’ve been waiting literally my entire life to see a horse win the Triple Crown.

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misa-nthropy

I’m gonna put myself out there and admit I’m not sure who is winning if the horse isn’t winning… I may or may not understand racing rules. 

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pensandthings

I feel really dumb but I had to do some googling to figure out why people were freaking out about the Triple Crown and that a horse won it. Now I know that the Triple Crown (in the U.S.) is when a horse wins the Kentuckey Derby, Preakness Stakes, and the Belmont Stakes. The last time there was a Triple Crown winner was the horse, Affirmed, in 1978. 

The More You (I) Know!

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i-will-not-be-caged

Haha, that’s right! And you’re not dumb - you probably spent your childhood reading books about something other than horses while I read every single thing I could find that was even tangentially related to them.

And just so you know how difficult it is for a horse to win all three of those races, it’s kind of like if an Olympic track star won the 800m, then two days later the 200m, then two days later the 5000m. Not an easy task.

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pensandthings

I know so much about Stoneybrook, CT but not much about horses :(

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pringlesaremydivision

SAME

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threefootroo

/cough

#like i think i would win a trivia contest against ann m. martin#baby-sitters club#my childhood#also my adulthood let's not kid ourselves#what i know about horses i learned from mallory
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tokillamockinqgirl reblogged your post:tokillamockinqgirl replied to your...

http://stoneybrookparentingtips.tumblr.com/ I was inspired as soon as I said the thing

YES THIS IS A WONDERFUL THING

can i submit ideas, because i would absolutely:

  • hand my week-old newborn to ride on a parade float with a preteen i did not know (kristy and the baby parade)
  • hire a babysitter who lives across town to come over to my house to dress my child, while i am home. literally no other reason. put clothes on them and leave. (kristy and the baby parade)
  • let my four-year-old go out on a boat alone with no one but a 13-year-old who just learned to sail (island adventure)
  • leave my three children between the ages of infant and 11 alone all weekend (island adventure)
  • allow my sixth grader to have complete freedom of comings and goings without even notifying an adult, but make her pay for her own necessities like clothes and haircuts (mal's miserable existence)
#tokillamockinqgirl#i have lots more#i'm just spitballing#baby-sitters club
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misa-nthropy replied to your post: sdqsdq replied to your post:You’re rec...

I usually hate yellow but that cardigan is so cute I wanna scream. You look so sophisticated! If I tried to get away with it though my friends would prep me for an exorcism.

i wanna say thank you, you're so sweet, but i'm also screaming because you accidentally replied to the bsc post like

fuck yeah my yellow sweater is hella rad, i look so sophisticated and my white slouch socks are on point

#misa-nthropy#sophisticated#i'm picturing jessi saying this to her#baby-sitters club
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last night after many drinks my friend and i decided that we needed to live-snark the baby-sitters club movie

so basically we yelled shit at the screen while our poor husbands kept saying, "what's wrong with that unfortunate looking boy?"

"nothing, that's mallory"

"why is that girl a decade older than all of her friends?"

"because she's from new york and she's sophisticated"

"jesus christ, is kristy's dad some kind of pedophile?"

"in this movie, apparently, yes"

"why are there so many screaming children everywhere?"

"we've been asking ourselves that for years"

#i should have recorded us#it would have saved me time inevitably doing it later#baby-sitters club#bsc snark
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The Definitive Ranking Of All 131 Baby-Sitter's Club Cover Outfits
www.buzzfeed.com

Stoneybrook’s finest, ranked from worst to best. Claudia Kishi forever.

Buzzfeed has truly outdone itself. This is the best thing ever.

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cleolinda

The ’90s were an aggressively baggy time.

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threefootroo

normally buzzfeed

but i will allow it

#except when they say abby is an inadequate replacement for dawn#because abby >>>>>> dawn#i have a lot more to say about those covers#they did not scratch the surface#baby-sitters club
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