More than a service, Framasoft is launching today a movement, an art of living, a political program which can be summed up in one word: fart .
"So that's it, Framasoft has prouted a cable…?" "
It must be said that between one half fig reconfinement mimolette (whose rules vary between Kamoulox and sing sloubi), dreadful dramas cynical and morbid recovered by obsessed · es of solutionnisme compulsive dramatization of electoral games including consequences may not amuse anyone ... How to keep the mind healthy?
The solution appeared to little Pierre-Yves, 42, while the Twitter application dragged him into an infinite scroll. Anxiety tweets passed before his eyes until: Prout .
I then cracked a little nervously, he testifies. I found it so great that the RTBF site (the Belgian equivalent of France Television) ends up with tens of thousands of pages ending with "Prout".
Justice nowhere…? Prout everywhere!
We could give you a long, intelligent and academic essay on the virtues of Prout in the face of surveillance capitalism. (beware, this is a threat: don't push us or we write it, eh!)
We would certainly mention Brandolini's law , which explains that it is always less tiring to say bullshit than to deny the bullshit that has just been said. Do you also find it exhausting to answer a person who denies global warming, says that the earth is flat and that all opinions - even the Nazis - are the same…? Fart.
Our praise of the Prut would necessarily mention the Overton window . When parties, media, groups, etc. let some members say shocking enormities, it is so that their nauseating idea stinks a little less in comparison. Are politicians embarking on a new Lépine competition for extreme ideas? Prout, prout and re-prout!
Vulgar, the fart? Nay! It is even quite an art ! The fart is unstoppable, because he lets go of a case of irreverence to reveal the absurdity of those who take themselves a bit too seriously. The fart is subversive, it blows a wind of "I freak you out". By its very nature, the fart is elusive. Her vengeful scent comes and goes. Without leaving a trace.
“Isn't the fart nihilist, depoliticizing or aquoibonist? " No ! Its matter, if one can speak of matter, is so ethereal that it bears no weight other than that of affirming the fa (r) tuity of the one who generates it. We can even complete by paraphrasing Victor Hugo in one of his finest speeches : “The fart, as an epiphoneme , belongs to its author, but as an act, it belongs - the word is not too vast - to the human race. ".
Finally, the fart is uncensurable. "Prout" is not an insult, it is a natural function. Fart.
Prout as a weapon of social self-defense
It's a phrase known on the Internet: arguing with trolls is like playing chess against a pigeon. No matter your level, the pigeon will just knock over all the pieces, shit on the board, and proudly strut like he won.
The best way out is to cry out: “Aha! I see you ! You are a pigeon! And pigeons don't play chess, so I don't play with you! ". But, in our experience, such a decline is rare. And if it does, the pigeon takes you into a new debate of "but why are you calling me a troll?" ". So: fart.
The fart is a way to let go of the masks, to cry out this "I see you!" To the pigeon who wanted to put us in check. Our media landscape (which includes social media) is filled with bloated postures of authority, crappy rhetoric, foul-smelling manipulation techniques, and winds of disinformation. Those who fart to have an opinion all the time: we see you. Fart.
The world has never needed Prouts so much. Because in fact, we have no place in the debate as an individual. Because social media is a place where everyone is yelling and no one is listening. Because, even worse, to yell and see that nothing moves when there are thousands (millions) to be in disagreement only exacerbates the hatred of "the other", of the one who does not hear. . Better to prouter.
We, when we start farting our headphones, we do it well. On Framaprout.org , you have at your disposal:
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The good old handcrafted fart
There are times when you can't take it any longer. Where we are tired · e to take the foam of days in the teeth, trotted by each new wave of indignation. If this happens to you, just answer: fart.
The good old handcrafted fart, that's all that is true. That's five keys on your keyboard. Six if you make it a hashtag. Go ahead, let go, you will see: it relieves.
The good old handcrafted fart
There are times when you can't take it any longer. Where we are tired · e to take the foam of days in the teeth, trotted by each new wave of indignation. If this happens to you, just answer: fart.
The good old handcrafted fart, that's all that is true. That's five keys on your keyboard. Six if you make it a hashtag. Go ahead, let go, you will see: it relieves.