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Slowy Brasied Beef Ragú Recipe ❤️‍🔥 Here's your Bite

Here’s how to make it: 

 Ingredients 2-2.5 lbs chuck roast, cut into 4 pieces Salt and freshly ground black pepper, to taste 2 tbsp olive oil 2 tbsp butter 1 medium onion, finely diced 2 carrots, finely diced 2 celery stalks, finely diced 1 tsp Italian seasoning 1 tsp red pepper flakes (optional, adjust to taste) 6-8 cloves garlic, minced 2-3 tbsp tomato paste 500 ml (about 2 cups) dry red wine 1 can (28 oz) whole tomatoes, crushed with your hands 1 cup @Kettle & Fire beef broth (or enough to ensure meat is mostly submerged) 1 Parmesan rind 3–4 sprigs fresh thyme 2 sprigs fresh rosemary 1 bay leaf 1/2 cup heavy cream (optional)


For Serving: 1 lb pappardelle pasta, plus reserved pasta water Freshly grated Parmesan cheese (a lot!) Fresh parsley or basil, for garnish

  1. Preheat your oven to 300°F (150°C).
  2. Cut a the chuck roast into 4 pieces and season generously with salt and pepper.
  3. Heat 2 tbsp olive oil in a large Dutch oven over medium-high heat. Sear the chuck roast pieces on all sides until browned, about 2 minutes per side. Remove the beef and set aside.
  4. Lower the heat to medium and add 2 tbsp butter to the pot. Add the carrot, celery, and onion. Season with Italian seasoning, red pepper, salt and pepper. Sauté until softened, about 8–10 minutes.
  5. Add minced garlic and cook for another 30 seconds, until fragrant.
  6. Clear a space in the center of the pot. Add the tbsp tomato paste and let it caramelize undisturbed for 1–2 minutes, then stir into the vegetables.
  7. Pour in the red wine, scraping up any browned bits from the bottom of the pot. Let it simmer for a few minutes to reduce slightly.
  8. Stir in the crushed tomatoes and beef stock. Season again with salt and pepper to taste.
  9. Add the Parmesan rind, fresh thyme, fresh rosemary, and bay leaf to the pot.
  10. Return the seared beef to the pot, ensuring it is mostly submerged in the sauce. Cover with a lid and transfer to the oven.
  11. Bake for 4 hours, stirring every once in a while. 

  12. Once the beef is fork-tender, remove the pot from the oven. Discard the Parmesan rind (if you can find it), thyme sprigs, rosemary sprigs, and bay leaf.
  13. Use a wooden spoon to shred the beef directly in the pot—it should fall apart easily.
  14. Stir in 1/2 cup heavy cream or milk (optional) for a creamy finish. 15. Cook 1 lb pappardelle pasta according to package instructions. Add the noodles directly into the ragu sauce. Add in pasta water and butter as/if needed. 16. Serve topped with a generous amount of freshly grated Parmesan cheese and a sprinkle of fresh parsley or basil. Enjoy!
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I luckily haven't had to deal with much chronic pain or hand pain yet, especially with regards to baking (crochet is another story). That said, these look like some pretty solid tips! There's also some in the comments section.

As this link nears five hundred notes, I'm just... very quietly touched at how many people are sharing it. Whether they need it themselves (or think they will someday), or know someone else who might need it, the fact that all of them are sharing the sentiment of "I want the people who love doing this thing to be able to keep doing the thing that they love" is... yeah. It makes me happy.

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Everlasting Syllabub

MODERN RECIPE INGREDIENTS

  • 1 1/4 pint (590ml) heavy cream (or double cream)
  • 1/4 pint (120ml) of a medium sweet wine (white port, sherry, etc)
  • The Juice of 1 orange
  • The Zest of 1 large lemon (or 2 small)
  • 1/2 pound (227g) powdered sugar
  • 1 tsp orange blossom water

METHOD 1. Mix the cream and sugar together in a large bowl until sugar is dissolved. 2. Whisk in the remaining ingredients. 3. Whisk either by hand for 30 minutes or with an electric mixer until you form stiff peaks. 4. Serve or refrigerate for up to 3 days.

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french onion pot roast 🧅🥩

ingredients:

  • 2 lbs pot roast (seasoned with salt & pepper)
  • 3 onions thinly sliced
  • 1/2 stick butter
  • 3 cloves garlic minced
  • 1 tbsp flour
  • 1/2 cup red wine
  • 2 tbsp worcestershire
  • 4 cups beef stock
  • 2 bay leaves
  • 1 french baguette thinly sliced
  • 8 oz gruyere
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callmebliss

And they look out so hard for the well being of the spiders AND the dolphins

@moss-wizard of course this isn’t how we serve it!!

It has to be in a dish with much higher sides, so when we go to cut it and it tries to sliiiiiide away it doesn’t escape and blorp blorp blorp across mom’s nice tablecloth

SLICE YOUR CANNED BOGBERRY GOO INTO DISCS BEFORE SERVING, YOU FILTHY HERETICS.

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traegorn

NO. IT WILL BE SERVED IN PROPER CAN SHAPE, AND WILL HAVE ITSELF SCOOPED INTO WEIRD SHAPES THE WAY THE GODS INTENDED

YOU STAY OUTTA THIS, GOD-QUEEN-EMPEROR. AND TAKE YOUR CERVID STALKERS WITH YOU.

It's supposed to be served in can shape with two discs already sliced and laying tastefully in front

I have consulted the scriptures and this is variation is still within the bounds of orthodoxy.

Mash the can shape up. We giving the table what they want, chaos in a dish, with a serving spoon.

Not to derail the escalating heresy, but what do dolphins have to do with cranberry bogs?

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phizgigz

cranberry is served in its can shape in the can direction, not on its side but on its cylinder

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olliums

Right but you guys know that ocean spray also sells like. Cranberries. Which you can use to make an actually edible cranberry sauce on the stovetop in 10 minutes of unattended cook time

actual cranberries? ew no thank you. The unprocessed chunky stuff is GROSS.

Look, in my house, we mix it with whipped cream and freeze it in a graham cracker crust for dessert!

what the actual fuck?

Behold, my grandmother's recipe for Cranberry Surprise:

For the crust, combine 2/3 cup crushed ginger snap crumbs (put them in a large plastic bag and crumble with a rolling pin, or a mug if you don't have one) with 2 T. of sugar. Press into a 9" pie plate.

For the filling, pour a half-pint of regular whipping cream into a bowl, and beat until stiff. Mix in 2 T. of sugar and 1/2 tsp. of almond extract.

In another bowl, take a 14 oz. CHILLED can of jellied cranberry sauce and mash it with a potato masher if you've got one, or a fork if you don't. (My mom bought me a potato masher specifically so I could make this dessert at holidays without having to borrow hers.)

Once the log is goo, fold the cranberry sauce into the whipped cream mix. Yes, it's supposed to be THAT pink.

Pour the pink cream-and-cranberry mix into the crust and freeze for at least 24 hours. Cut and serve immediately upon removal from freezer.

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justgot1

American Horror Food is one of my favorite tumblr post types.

(I make it from real cranberries but if I decide to go with Goo Log, I mash it like the unorthodox godkiller that I am.)

I can only add that I worked in a deep freeze warehouse for a little bit when I was younger. The cranberries would come in loose around Halloween. This big machine would clean, sort, and dump them into 1000 lb wooden bins that would be forklifted and stacked to freeze in the warehouse.

One time, somebody lost control of a bin and broke it open. I would like you to picture a dozen warehouse workers slip sliding around on frozen cranberry ball bearings for hours, trying to clean them up, while you play Yakety Sax in your head. It was a nightmare.

Doesn’t everyone have a special cranberry-from-the-can serving plate and slice-cutting tool! What, are you all just living live Neanderthals?!?!

Oh my ZOD I love that

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astrid4189

my brother is a culinary artist. one year he made some amazing cranberry sauce that nobody touched. the next year he made the same sauce, added a thickener, and set it in a ribbed can (he reused a pumpkin can iirc), and it was a hit.

we like the vague can-shaped fruit gelatin. i personally like it even more when it’s home-made.

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annleckie

Ah, in my house we serve this standing up on a plate, and we call it Invisible Can. It is not a holiday dinner without Invisible Can.

  1. Hello international friends, I am delighted to report all of the above is real :)
  2. Not to come in with a steel chair here, but the ideal pairing for cranberry sauce in all forms, and the meat we *should* be serving at Thanksgiving, rather than easy-to-improperly cook turkey that tastes like napkins, is Lamb.
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jambonsama

What the fuck about the dolphins and spiders, though ? The one reblog which pretended to explain the dolphins just... Didn't ? Help a gal from the other side of the Atlantic

The dolphins are a joke. There are no dolphins in the bog, that was made up for a meme.

The frog, in accordance with the “frogs and cranberries must be fall” meme, is very much a bog denizen.

They probably feed on the spiders, who are very, very real.

Cranberry bog ecosystems are AWESOME.

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drgnsmile

Actually, the spiders are mentioned because wolf spiders are sometimes used as a form of natural pest control in cranberry bogs. It’s pretty awesome imo.

When the cranberries are harvested, the spiders climb up out of the bog onto the people doing the gathering. You can not be afraid of spiders and work a cranberry harvest. The spiders are real. Sorry people who did not know this. There should not be any wolf spider in the sauce, they are the guardians of the territory. Friends with the farmers.

Everybuggy shut up I want to hear from @jessaverant about the family fuck bog

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grimeclown

Put an egg in your ramen. Put scallions in your ramen. Put chili oil in your ramen. Put kewpie Mayo in your ramen. But nori in your ramen. Put tofu in your ramen. Put miso paste in your ramen. Put mushrooms in your ramen.

Do NOT reply or comment except to add good things to put in ramen. That’s what this post is for.

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biteybeast

put fish sauce in it!! chopped garlic!! sriracha! vegetable tempura! pork belly! sprouts!

// I love cooking comics best. And this one has ingredients so cheap I made a point to save it to my harddrive. It was originally drawn by Lucie Bryon here on Tumblr.

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shiisiln

If you're extremely low spoons like me, you can used canned or frozen veggies, and some supermarkets sell pre-cooked chicken

Throw it all in the pot and fry it with butter to make it taste better, then throw in your water and noodles until it looks good

If you don't have the energy but have a spice rack, powdered garlic, onion, ginger. Measure with your heart. Add one egg yoke. Dash of regular soy sauce. Siracha, again measure with your heart. Don't have that? Chili flakes or anything with a mild spice. Mix. Set aside. Heat water. Bring to a boil. Add ramen packet + ramen noodles. Cook till soft. Add one ladle of your broth to your yoke + spice mix. Mix that. Add noodles + additional broth. Add extra dash of soy sauce. Eat and be content.

Speaking as someone who is frequently busy AND low-energy, let me tell you some of my ramen hacks!

  • Prepackaged broth.
  • Canned chicken or any leftover meat you may have. Add it in the last few minutes of cooking.
  • I endorse the frozen veggies! Also add those in the last few minutes of cooking.
  • Add some miso paste and a pat of butter. mmmm, richer broth.

Finally, because I have a lot of days where I have no energy AND barely time for lunch: THE MICROWAVE. Put your broth and noodles in a bowl, microwave it for 2 minutes. Pull apart the noodles (which will still be firm but not a brick) to make a little nest to crack an egg into. Add any other protein and your frozen veggies, then microwave it for another 2 minutes. THE BOWL WILL BE VERY HOT WHEN YOU TAKE IT OUT OF THE MICROWAVE, BE CAREFUL. But look at that! Fast, delicious, nutritious ramen!

Standard ramen bricks do not have to be boiled. You can prepare them exactly like cup ramen: Brick in bowl, powder on brick, pour two cups boiling water over it. Cover bowl with a plate. Give it about four minutes. Perfect soft noodles. Never gets that horrid ramen slimy situation going even if you ADHD away from your wip food, the noodles are still soft and lovely, just uhh cold.

If you have access to an Asian grocery store, try pickled mustard green. It's like $2 and, being pickled, lasts forever in the fridge. Especially wonderful on jjajang (black soybean) ramen.

I can't believe i saw a post listing ramen ingredients without this

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On tonight's menu is this one pot carbonara style pastina. Here's your bite. Here's my bite.

There is literally no version of pastina that would be bad.

And here's how to make it.

Add a pancetta to a cold pan, crisp it until it's nice and brown, and then reserve some of that fat for later.

Add your pastina directly into that leftover fat to toast a bit, and then pour in some chicken stock, all that simmering,

combined eggs, black pepper, Pecorino Romano and that leftover pancetta fat

cut the heat add in a touch of butter in your egg mixture, and stir immediately.

Add back in your crispy pancetta and you're done.

Garnish with more black pepper, Pecorino Romano, some crispy pancetta, chives, and a touch of olive oil.

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red wine pot roast

I recently had to switch my heat on, and I knew it was time to make my red wine pot roast.

This is one of those stick to your bones kind of meals, and it's just so full of flavor, you've got to try it with any good roast.

We want to start by building the foundation of flavor. So I'm going to sear my chuck roast in some avocado oil.

I seasoned it with salt and pepper about five minutes on all sides, until we have a nice crust like this.

Here, I'm throwing in some onion, carrots, celery and lots of garlic, and I'm gonna sauté that just for a couple minutes before sprinkling in a third cup of flour that's gonna help thicken our gravy. In the end, I cook my flour out for a couple of minutes, and then I go in with about a fourth cup of tomato paste. Let that cook out before I mix it all together.

And then we need two full cups of red wine. I'm using a cheap Merlot, but use whatever you want. I let this cook for about five minutes to help that alcohol cook out.

And then I've got four cups of beef broth. And for the seasonings, you can do whatever you want. I like to add a lot of cracked black pepper, some salt, of course. Then I have thyme and dried parsley.

Now it's time to return our chuck back into the pot. Make sure you throw in any juices off the plate. I've got a couple bay leaves, some fresh parsley, a head of garlic that I'll use for my mashed potatoes later. And I'm also gonna throw in some carrots cover. And I simmer this for about two hours, and then I'm gonna take the lid off and let it cook without the lid for about another hour and a half. I flip my meat over, and here you could see the gravy is thickened with that lid off, and that's it.

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This video inspired me to take some canned cream of mushroom soup I had and elevate it with sauteed shiitake mushrooms with soy sauce and some bacon and corn. and then I topped with some nori and and spring onions. It was really good.

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miso onions. I got some lemon miso paste recently and had no idea what I was going to do with it. I think this might be the recipe to try it with.

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