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Welcome to Thoughtnami, a strange blend of commentary and instantaneous dialogue written by Jeff Harris
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GUYS WE’RE SO FUCKED

Uhhh…  I don’t know what to do with this. There are too many names..  Why are Vin Diesel and Kurt Russel here?..  What did I miss?…

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thoughtnami

Kurt Russell’s playing Ego the Living Planet in the upcoming Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 while Vin Diesel was Groot in the first one.

But yes, this will be a stacked cast to say the least. Don’t know how accurate the list is since it includes casts from Agents of SHIELD and the Netflix shows, neither of which have been publicly stated as being in this flick. And Infinity War’s just a solo movie.

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I’m getting Orange Is The New Black vibes from that Entertainment Weekly Cover with Black Panther and the wonder bread twins on it.

He’s a new character, reasonably, homeboy should be up front and center. But, nah, lets stick him behind two night lights we already know about. Brilliant marketing plan there, Entertainment Weekly.

“Has claws that a real housewife would envy.” God damn what a lame ass cover.

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thoughtnami

One of those actresses in the OITNB cover has two Emmys and made history doing it (winning an Emmy in comedy and drama for the same role, a feat only one other actor had done).

And the other three are in front.

Black Panther does not meow.

He fricken ROARS!

“Has claws that a real housewife would envy.” Really? Brother’s one of the smartest and richest men in the Marvel Universe, rules his own kingdom, invents stuff that makes Tony Stark’s machines look like Tinkertoys, and trained to be a warrior instead of a soldier.

But please Entertainment Weekly, compare him to a reality show personality. No wonder people call you EW.

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Infographic: Movie Franchise Lexicon Remake or reboot or reimagination or retcon? Empire sorts it out.

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thoughtnami

Now, classify Marvel's The Avengers (2012). 

It's a crossover, a midquel, an adaptation,  and an installment. 

It's a crossover of Thor, Iron Man, The Incredible Hulk, and Captain America, a midquel that comes between of quartet of films (Iron Man 2, Thor, The Incredible Hulk, and Captain America: The First Avenger) and another set of films (Iron Man 3, Thor: The Dark World, and Captain America: The Winter Soldier, maybe Guardians of the Galaxy, who knows?), an adaptation of the Marvel comics titles, and an installment of the apparently connected Marvel Cinematic Universe.

What a stupid, interconnected thing the Marvel Cinematic Universe has become. 

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