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Welcome to Thoughtnami, a strange blend of commentary and instantaneous dialogue written by Jeff Harris
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Avengers (2018-) #18 art by Ed McGuinness 

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‘t ain’t funny, McGee!

Though, yeah, it kind of is. If DC did a whole team of knockoff Avengers, the whole industry would cry uncle.

Oh. Right. There are The Retaliators. 

But they’re just one-shot characters who’ll never be seen outside of Multiversity. Plus, I think DC forgot they have them in their arsenal.  

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A Sliver of Silver - June 1963 - Interrogation

Officer: State your name.
Perpetrator: Black Canary
Officer: Your government name, ma'am.
BC: I plead the Fifth.
Officer: I beg your pardon?
BC: I plead the Fifth.
Officer: Miss Canary, you're not in a courtroom. Just an interrogation room.
BC: You're an officer of the law, but you're woefully ignorant of it.
Officer: What do you mean by that?
BC: It's bad enough you made me take off my mask, taking away the whole secret in the secret identity reason behind the mask - -
Officer: You're not supposed to wear a mask out there in the first place. It's a misdemeanor.
BC: Stupid law. What about on Halloween? I could wear one then, right?
Officer: Yeah, but it's June 19. Long ways from Halloween. I'm just asking you what your government name is, ma'am.
BC: And I told you I'm pleading the Fifth. Do you know the Fifth Amendment of the Constitution?
Officer: Yeah, I do.
BC: Then say it.
Officer: I don't have to say it. I know it.
BC: Then. Say. It.
Officer: No person shall be held to answer for a capital, or otherwise infamous crime, unless on a presentment or indictment of a Grand Jury, except in cases arising in the land or naval forces, or in the Militia - -
BC: Okay, okay, you know it. Good to know there are a few officers that know the law.
Officer: There are. We're still the good guys.
BC: My old man was a good guy too. He was a cop, like you. Got capped by another cop on the downlow.
Officer: I'm sorry to hear that.
BC: Yeah, but he did teach me how to defend myself. How to fight. How to protect others.
Officer: So, you're not just a pretty face.
BC: Oh, it's my face you're salivating over and not my boosted up breasts?
Officer: They're nice too, but . . .
BC: And how about my silky smooth legs? They're covered in fishnets. Guess that makes me the catch of the day, eh?
Officer: I bet . . . LOOK! We caught you beating up someone on the street. And please take your legs off the table.
BC: You're no fun. He held up this older woman with a pen knife and stole her purse. I chased him and took it back.
Officer: But you snapped his ankle and nearly broke his neck.
BC: Is that what he said?
Officer: That's what the doctors said. He'll be lucky to get back on his feet within a month or two.
BC: He's lucky he's able to walk.
Officer: You're admitting you beat him up?
BC: I'm not admitting anything.
Officer: How about admitting you're a Negro?
BC: I'm not . . . excuse me?
Officer: Many Negro vigilantes use the word Black in their names. Black Bomber. Black Magic. Black Fire. It's fair to ask if you're one as well.
BC: I'm . . . I'm sorry . . . that's stupid as hell . . . what?
Officer: Are you a Negro? Negress? I'm not sure the proper term is for women.
BC: No, I'm not a . . . wait, what if I was? You'd treat me worse than you are now or better?
Officer: No, no, it's not like that. It's cool if you were though. It's just that I've never seen a White girl call herself Black on purpose.
BC: Don't tell me you're another one of those bigots behind a badge.
Officer: Ugh, no. I like Negros. They're good people. Soulful folks.Grew up with a lot of 'em. My brother and sister do those Freedom Ride things down south.
BC: That's mighty brave of them. They're not much different than what a lot of us do. And for the record, down there, they''d be considered vigilantes too.
Officer: No, no, it's not the same thing.
BC: Sure it is. We're all righting wrongs in society that those in power can't and won't correct. Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.
Officer: Poetic sentiment.
BC: Dr. King wrote that a few months ago. I do what I do because I grew up around injustice. We shouldn't be afraid to walk down the street because people see us as weak"
Officer: That's what police are for.
BC: But they're not always there for us. Sometimes, they're the ones causing us to live in fear. Can't wait for a Prince Charming to save the day.
Officer: Totally agree, but you don't have the right to break somebody's neck either. The court systems - - -
BC: - - - are a joke. Is that guy in Gotham General Hospital or the prison clinic?
Officer: The prison clinic. He was arrested too. Fortunately for you, he's not pressing any charges against you.
BC: Why not?
Officer: He didn't want people to know know he got beat up by a girl smaller than him.
BC: Why the hell am I still here then?
Officer: Because I wanted to see you in the flesh. The Black Canary of Gotham City. Always thought you were an urban legend.
BC: I'm quite real. Can I go now?
Officer: Not without reminding you that you need to stop doing what you're doing before you get in trouble in my city. Otherwise, you'll be in jail for a long, long time.
BC: Yes sir, Officer Gotham.
Officer: My name is Lance. Detective Larry Lance.
BC: Well, Lance, Detective Larry Lance. Since your name ain't Gotham, this ain't your city either. It belongs to the people. And I'm the people's protector.
Detective Lance: Glad we understand each other. Just know the next time I see you . . .
BC: . . . will probably be in your dreams, sweetie. And I won't be so nice.
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"If we're talking about mainstream comics, I think there have been a lot of real tactical errors made in this century. I can't really read superhero comics anymore because they're not about superheroes. They've become so dark and violent and sexualized. I think it's a real wrong turn. I don't know how a company like Warner Bros. or Disney is able to rationalize characters raping and murdering and taking drugs and swearing and carrying on the way they do, and those same characters are on sheet sets for 5-year-olds, and pajamas and cartoons. I think there's a really odd and schizophrenic thing that's happened within the industry. Everybody's writing books for themselves. The median age of a creator is probably between 35 and 50 right now. Once they abandoned the notion that these characters were all-ages characters, they really limited the market.

"I think the bravest and smartest thing one of these companies could do would be to scrap everything they're doing and bring in creative people who would have the talent and were willing to put in the effort it takes to write an all-ages universe that an adult or a child could enjoy. If either one of these companies were smart enough to do that, I think they could take huge strides for the industry."

- Darwyn Cooke (November 16, 1962 – May 14, 2016)

Okay, DC Comics. You listen too, Marvel. The rest of you publishers, this message isn’t for you, but if you want to heed these words, go for it.

It’s been over two years since Darwyn Cooke passed, but I think about this dialogue more and more these days. What he says here is true. Comics have lost a lot of their innocence trying to be all dark, depressing, and “real” with their characters when comics are supposed to be escapes from the real world. And considering the original market for these characters are kids, the big two publishers have largely forgotten about that, and yet, every time some big film, almost always PG-13 and never lower in rating, comes out, the merchandise comes out like clockwork and then quickly reduced in price.

Then the question always pops up: Why won’t kids buy comics?

Mostly because you guys are making books and films for folks old enough to be their parents. Ben Affleck, the most recent actor to play Batman on the big screen, refused to let his kids see Batman v. Superman because it was too dark and violent. Marvel spent much of a year setting up a world where a Nazi pastiche led by an evil Captain America (who was presented as a hero in theatrical productions) is the real world. This would have been obscene in the glory days of the comics when kids spent pocket change to buy them.

There’s a generation of comic readers who have never spent $5 for 10 new comic books in a week’s span. Think about that for a minute. Comics were originally supposed to be disposable media. My generation was lied to saying prices had to go up because paper was getting more expensive. How do they explain charging $4 for both a print and digital copy of the same book, especially when there’s no physical product for the latter? 

That’s one of the major problems with comics these days. Instead of aiming towards the younger audiences, they’re pacifying the older, aging demographic by bringing in mature versions of older franchises. And this group is often the ones more fearful of progress in the industry.

Kids are the future of the comics industry, and they want to see characters that look like them or at least heroes with the same complexion being presented in a positive, heroic light. That’s not too much to ask, is it? Older, aging comic fans would rather bully and harass newer fans who first experiences with older characters are movies and TV shows. Older fans often complain about the “feminization”(sic) and “SJW-ing” of American comics and that books are being catered to “politically-correct” crowds instead of them and bully fans and creators of titles they feel do this, which is sad and self-destructive.

That kind of mentality is wrong for the comics industry as a whole. No wonder Japanese manga is still shattering sales records the comics industry could only dream of. Plus, there’s not a lot of old manga fans harassing fans of newer manga mostly because there is literally something for everybody.

That said, I am impressed that DC and Marvel are kind of trying to reach younger comics readers. DC has a pair of graphic novel imprints (DC Ink and DC Zoom) dedicated towards kids and teens as well as put out several monthly collections of comic titles, including full issues of newer titles, at a sub-$5 cost at Walmart. Marvel is using outside work with Archie collecting older Marvel stories in digest forms and IDW producing original Marvel fare for kids.  

It would be nice to see more family-friendly books published monthly. It’d be even nicer seeing more shows, games. and films based on these characters at a PG or even G-rated level. All this gloom and doom is unnecessary in the medium I love. There’s room for everything. It’s time for the big two to prove it once again. 

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I. Love. This. Comic

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thoughtnami

I really, really hope Scooby-Doo and Guess Who? will have as much fun and energy as Scooby-Doo Team-Up. 

What’s Scooby-Doo and Guess Who?

In a word, a return to the silly Scooby-Doo Movies-era series but with a modern twist. Instead of celebrities and characters our parents (and . . . grandparents’) generations knew, it’ll have celebrities and characters we know. (confusing OUR kids and . . . grandkids one day). Characters and celebrities revealed so far include:

  • Sia
  • Halsey
  • Chris Paul
  • Kenan Thompson
  • Ricky Gervais 
  • Mark Hamil
  • Neil deGrasse Tyson
  • Bill Nye
  • Batman (supposedly played by Kevin Conroy)
  • The Flash
  • Wonder Woman
  • Sherlock Holmes

And much to my surprise, Jaleel White as Steve Urkel, making the character’s animation debut. I know. I would have made an Urkel cartoon while the Family Matters iron was hot, and it was hot for nine seasons. 

The show premieres on the Boomerang OTT service in 2019. If it keeps up the fun legacy of the Team-Up books and the recent Brave and the Bold Scooby-Doo animated movie, it should be a blast. Looking forward to it. 

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I got Multiversity the other day, and Earth-36 is by far my favorite looking. Do you have any headcanons about it? Particularly the black woman in the bird costume? I don't expect it to be some ultra-canonical declaration from on high or anything, I'm just curious if you had any thoughts on it, or on the thought process that went into designing the costumes of the folks there?

/Aw neat, glad to hear it. Yeah, I don’t know if headcanons would be the right word. I had developed some thoughts about each of them as you tend to while drawing, but most of it was based on what Grant had already set up for me to draw from. The basic premise of this Earth being that it’s a mash-up of the New-52 Justice League and the characters from Big Bang Comics, which I wasn’t familiar with before this.

Flashlight and Red Racer had already been established in Multiversity, so there’s nothing new from me there, mostly just fleshing out details that we hadn’t seen in the series yet. I ended up using those two as the foundation for how the rest of them look though. Optiman’s overall look had been seen before (in Final Crisis I think?) so again this was just me getting a little more specific about it. The rest are all me going from Grant’s notes, which I had to look up in my email just now. I remember Iron Knight being the toughest to wrap my head around in terms making a medieval suit of armor look of a piece with the rest of them. For every other character I was pretty much just given which two characters they were a mash-up of–

WAR QUEEN: Wonder Woman/Venus. My only sticking point was the red hair to differentiate her from WW, and a lot of white fabric vaguely mimicking togas.

CYBERION: This is the only one that wasn’t a mash-up, it’s just another version of Cyborg. My thought here was the only human part of him left is what you can see, from his nose to his chin. And his brain, I suppose. Beyond that it’s probably a lot of what I’d do with Cyborg given the chance.

MER-MAN: Aquaman/The Human Sub. The headpiece he wears is a specific nod to The Human Sub, which I seem to recall Grant really wanting in there. I was really pushing for him to look Mediterranean, don’t know it that really came through with him being as small as he is in the final. I remember being happiest with this suit, with the way the lines and scales are played off each other, the faux-gills on his collar, and the aqua color. Again, if I get the chance to play with Aquaman at some point, don’t be surprised if I try some of this on him.

BLACKBIRD: Black Canary/Bluebird. Grant specifically requested she be African-American, but that was it. I loved the big bird across her torso. Visually, she’s based on Janelle Monae, but again I don’t know how much of that actually comes through here.

ROBIN HOOD: Green Arrow/Robo-Hood (who was apparently himself a mashup of GA and the Golden Age Robotman). Except with all the Robotman stuff taken out. So I basically went with a twist on Green Arrow, with a TMNT mask.

So not a ton of character stuff, really. I knew this would be my only gig with them so I didn’t give a whole lot of thought to that beyond what needed to be on the page. I’ll say it was a damn THRILL to see my designs show up later in the main series when we see this world’s trinity.

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One of the best things that came out of the Multiversity/Convergence era was the expansion of the DC Multiverse and the creation of worlds that didn’t center around alternate versions of the familiar DC Comics heroes and villains. So much story potential beyond the traditional confines of the DCU.

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These two panels from Batman vol 3 #32 should be seen, remembered, and repeated by everybody at Warner Bros. Animation.

Because dammit, I want more DC Animated films that doesn’t need Batman nor any member of the Bat-Family involved. There are so much stories to tell, and like The Riddler says, not every story is a Batman story.

That said, The War of Jokes and Riddles as a damn good mindbending arc.

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