The world is a stage but the play is badly cast

Tinkaton uses gigaton hammer to smash my nuts to atoms call that poké and ball torture

scrolling twitter today and then coming over here is like walking out of a burning building and then walking into the calm remains of a building that burnt down 5 years ago and has been reclaimed by nature.

Why does this read like an insult

wouldn't you like to know, brunch boy? you sandwich-eating so-and-so.

I was thinking about the mass effect timeline last night and where Andromeda fits in and my brain wouldnt let me sleep until I made this meme

oouuh, oouuuhhh!! we are hiring! we are hiring!! we are sooOO desperate for workers we will take anyone !! OOUUHH labor shortage!!!! pleaze let us hire you!! ouuUUUHuuuUhh................ Your application has been rejected. You are not what we're looking for at this time. We're sorry.

saw this comment on a cricket noise video and felt like something changed in me idk

hello. i am dracula. do you have any blood for me.

oive got not one drop of blood to me name on account of selling it all for one shilling and a bowl of gruel terribly sorry mr dracula

dracula voice Thats just about the saddest thing i ever heard get said.

his boob jiggled masculineley

I forgot about this! They animated the giggle!

NPR trudged up the meanest, bitchiest gay they could find to write this holy SHIT