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im the trashman

@thotsimulator / thotsimulator.tumblr.com

I love dumb jokes and hunky men and video games.
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broke: midsommar is a girl power movie

woke: midsommar is a horrifying movie about a manipulative cult

bespoke: midsommar is a litmus test to tell how easily you could be indoctrinated into a cult and if your first thought after watching it is that it was a girl power movie you’re very susceptible to cult tactics and you should be aware of that

you’re the only person who’s allowed to reply to this post anymore

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the nature of tumblr is that every so often a beloved mutual will reblog a horny picture of a middle aged man and you just have to grin and bear it

“haha that’s never happened to me” I hate to break it to you but if you don’t HAVE a beloved mutual who unwillingly submits you to horny images of middle aged men then you ARE the beloved mutual who unwillingly submits people to horny images of middle aged men

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i love tumblr because sometimes i get an urge to rb posts about something nobody likes and everyone just politely ignores me. everyone's like oh he's fallen into madness again, he'll be fine later i guess

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