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#i punched him because it makes sense to do as a warden. – @thotinshield on Tumblr
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I love how the game tries to convince you that the First Warden is so unreasonable and annoying and a pisser when Rook talks to everyone like a flat earther. Like going up to your county sheriff and saying "hold all your calls. We need to focus on the real problem: Zeus and Aphrodite from Greek Mythology are in the White House and they have the nuclear missile codes" it's a wonder he didn't just kill them on the spot

So many of you punched this guy and you're SO right this is objectively the funniest conclusion to all of this. Making mortal enemies with this guy before he biffs it. Rook is sexy stupid strong as fuck and CORRECT

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