help me bilbo baggins youre my only ho

i forgot how fucking weird november is theres no afternoon its just night after 2pm

when it rains you simply do not get a day

Do hobbits love tenderness? Caress? Hugs?

My idea of a perfect date:

I had Zevran and Oghren, the Broma “brothers”, rescue me in Origins, I ain’t playing these games seriously lmao

I love how the game tries to convince you that the First Warden is so unreasonable and annoying and a pisser when Rook talks to everyone like a flat earther. Like going up to your county sheriff and saying "hold all your calls. We need to focus on the real problem: Zeus and Aphrodite from Greek Mythology are in the White House and they have the nuclear missile codes" it's a wonder he didn't just kill them on the spot

So many of you punched this guy and you're SO right this is objectively the funniest conclusion to all of this. Making mortal enemies with this guy before he biffs it. Rook is sexy stupid strong as fuck and CORRECT

Giving every single DATV companion a kiss on the cheek. They are all my girlies (gender neutral) and they deserve love.

lucanis in middle of the night realizing that rook did, in fact, flirt with him

@lucien-lachance

i need you all to know that emmrich gives manfred pocket money bc i think this is extremely important information 😌💕

Emmrich best dad of the year to his bonely son

This is painfully accurate

inspired by @trianna-phoenix’s post

parallels.

(old stuff, I hate this drawings, like bro why thorin is so white???)

eriban homestuck

I finished all commissions, so I had a time to draw you idea, @khazadaimenu. Fili resting from princely duties.

we live in hell. what do you mean elon musk is going to lead a new department of our government called "doge"

im sorry if this is how you found out. yes its real

So, I guess as a middle range millennial, I now get to tell all you young queer kids that what you are feeling right now is exactly how it felt in 2004 when we re-elected George Bush, and not only that but many states put in bans against gay/same sex marriage at the time.

This is probably not comforting, but it is true, and it helps me when I feel hopeless: For every revolution there is a counter revolution, for every step forward there is a step back, that things may not be good forever but they will not be bad, either. That we clawed our way to get where we are and we can claw our way forward from here, too. Talk to your queer elders, the ones who have been here before and will be here again and who threw bricks at Stonewall.

When I was a child, if you got AIDS it was a death sentence. Now it isn't. Now you live on.

So I'll quote angels in america: You are fabulous creatures, each and every one. And I bless you: More Life. The Great Work Begins.