Neon Tiger

are u ever in a group of people and u say something really stupid and everyone ignores it and you kinda just stare off into the distance for a few seconds thinking about how dumb you are

When you hungry af but the microwave is taking forever

Shit Australia thought it was a real singing contest

I had a dream that I was flirting with Leonardo DiCaprio and I said “what’s your sign?” and he said “DiCapricorn” and I laughed so hard I woke up

Liking someones photo just to let them know that you wanna fuck them.

Game of Thrones | Mean Girls Edition

#DIRTY TALK

#i’m wearing the panties your picked out for me

Google is definitely a woman, it starts suggesting things before you can even finish your sentence.

That must mean Bing is a man, tries to convince people it’s superior and does a horrible job with pleasing its user.

10 hours later…

probably not