The Wisdom of the ‘Disaster Lineage’

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Top 10 White Collar relationships (as voted by my followers)

06. Elizabeth and Mozzie

"So you’re saying you care." "About Mrs. Suit."

Happy 42nd Birthday Ewan Mcgregor! 

stark count as of adwd

DO YOU EVER IMAGINE THRANDUIL IN THE MIDDLE OF A PARTY SCREAMING “DROP THE BEAT” AND GLARING AT LEGOLAS UNTIL HE RELUCTANTLY RAPS ABOUT KILLING SPIDERS AND HAVING GREAT EYESIGHT AND BEING REALLY BEAUTIFUL

#AND THEN THRANDUIL NODS IN APPROVAL AND ALL IS WELL #BUT LATER LEGOLAS COMES UP TO HIM LIKE ''DAD WHY DO YOU KEEP MAKING ME RAP IN FRONT OF PEOPLE'' #''DAD I HATE IT DAD IT'S SO EMBARRASSING'' #''HOW AM I EVER GOING TO LOOK NORMAL IF YOU KEEP MAKING ME LOOK BAD'' #AND THRANDUIL IS JUST LIKE ''I'M TEACHING YOU SKILLS FOR WHEN YOU GO OUT INTO THE WIDE WORLD AND--'' #cut to legolas rapping to merry and pippin after his drinking contest with gimli #back in mirkwood news has reached thranduil #''TAKE THAT ELROND'' he screams as he writes an over excited letter to elrond #elrond calmly writes back AT LEAST ARWEN DISPLAYS INTEREST IN GETTING MARRIED #thranduil doesn't talk to him for a week

king thranduil “why the fuck did you keep interrupting my parties, you can party in the motherfucking dungeons” of the woodland realm

#king thranduil ‘SO HELP ME I WILL MAKE YOU PARTY ALONE’ of the woodland realm #king thranduil ‘IT’S A NICE DAY AND I’LL RIDE MY MOOSE IF I WANT TO’ of the woodland realm

90% of all Greek myths go like this:

#look at this sexy Greek #he is going to (a) boast that he is better than a god and be struck down for his insolence #(b) become the lover of a god and die in some sort of terrible way #(c) actually be a Trojan prince and steal someone else’s wife and start a 10 year war ending in the utter destruction of his family and his city! #greek mythology is fun for no one involved

#neal you look like a teenager being reprimanded for taking the car or throwing a party lol

 #’NEAL GEORGE CAFFREY GO TO YOUR ROOM’ #’BUT DAAAAD’ #’NO BUTS OR I’LL SHRINK YOUR RADIUS’

stop putting “le” in front of things that aren’t masculine french nouns 

le fuck you

i think matt bomer has reached the level of hotness where appearing naked onscreen actually counts as community service i think he may get a tax deduction for this

#where’s sansa i have more horrifying things to tell her

what i hear when i listen to gotta be you