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spoiler alert
this is legit how it's gonna go down
how can i be majestic like thorin? is there really a way where i can unleash my full majesty? omg welp me! P.S. i love your blog by the way.
HOW TO UNLEASH YOUR MAJESTY IN THREE EASY STEPS:
1. Take time each day to stare off into the distance and think majestic thoughts. Maybe about your past. Maybe about your destiny. Maybe debating whether to have chicken or curry flavoured instant ramen for dinner. No matter. People will gaze at you in awe.
2. Pay attention to your hair. It IS possible to be majestic with scruffy hair, but it must be MAJESTICALLY scruffy.
3. Most important, you must BELIEVE you are majestic. Find your inner poise, dignity, strength, look at yourself in the mirror, pull yourself up another couple of inches and bellow “I AM MAJESTIC” until you finally believe you are the most majestic being to have ever lived.
Except Thorin, of course.
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I made it look snowy!
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ball so hard mothafuckas wanna fine me
On the twelfth day of Christmas, Peter Jackson gave to me -
TWELVE MONTHS BETWEEN MOVIES I MEAN IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS GOOD IN THE WORLD HOW CAN THEY EXPECT US TO WAIT THAT LONG FOR THE NEXT ONE ASFFDJGFKLFDDFGJHLLL ok ok i'm cool i'm cool
*breath*
Elevenses a-eaten,
Ten (more) dwarves a-questing,
Nine wraiths a-rising,
Eight barrels bobbing,
Seven Rings a-Powering,
Six braids a-braiding,
a FIIIIIIIIIVE-FOOT CONTRAAAAAAAACT
Four White Council,
Three hedgehogs,
Two sexy dwarves,
AAAAND THOOOORIIIIIIIIN’S MAAAA-AAAAA-JEEEESTYYYYYYYYYYYYYY