"I'm too majestic for my Kili too majestic for my Fili Nephews going to leave me I'm too majestic for my shirt too majestic for my shirt So so majestic it hurts"
spoiler alert
this is legit how it's gonna go down
Do you think there is a possibility that Peter Jackson scrapped Bard killing Smaug with the black arrow and just had Thorin majestically glare at the dragon to kill him?
This is totally how it's going to go down. In fact, wait right there.
your blog....i just died and went to heaven
welcome
THIS blog. Half of it is printed and on my wall :D
PICS
OMG I HAVEN'T SEEN THE FILM BUT THORIN'S HAIR (EYES PROFILE JAWLINE SHUT UP) IN THOSE CLIPS LIKE IN LAKETOWN WITH THE SNOW AND SHIT IT'S LIKE WTF THORIN YOU GOT BEAT HALF TO DEATH AND PUT IN PRISON AND NEARLY DROWNED BUT IT'S JUST PERFECT SO MAJESTY
SO MAJESTY
SUCH THORIN
WOW
WHERE HAS THIS BLOG BEEN MY ENTIRE LIFE?!?!?!
Well, it’s only a year old, so for the rest of that time…
WAITING.
how can i be majestic like thorin? is there really a way where i can unleash my full majesty? omg welp me! P.S. i love your blog by the way.
HOW TO UNLEASH YOUR MAJESTY IN THREE EASY STEPS:
1. Take time each day to stare off into the distance and think majestic thoughts. Maybe about your past. Maybe about your destiny. Maybe debating whether to have chicken or curry flavoured instant ramen for dinner. No matter. People will gaze at you in awe.
2. Pay attention to your hair. It IS possible to be majestic with scruffy hair, but it must be MAJESTICALLY scruffy.
3. Most important, you must BELIEVE you are majestic. Find your inner poise, dignity, strength, look at yourself in the mirror, pull yourself up another couple of inches and bellow “I AM MAJESTIC” until you finally believe you are the most majestic being to have ever lived.
Except Thorin, of course.
The Desolation of Smaug: A Thorin summary
IT'S LIKE THE TRAILER WAS MADE FOR US
Joined Tumblr just to follow the majesty of Thorin.
That is... that is just so beautiful.