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I might've added the BG3 Art Book to my dnd assets stash

It's got stuff like the 5e players' handbook, the dm's guide, critical role's explorer's guide to wildmount, baldur's gate and waterdeep city encounters, 101 potions and their effects, volo's guide to monsters, both of Xanathar's guides, a bunch of other encounters, one shots, class builds, and other fun stuff!!

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Jack's Angels

Author: MercurialKitty (@mercurialkitty) Artist: sidewinder (@hawkland) Rating: Teen and Up Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Featured characters: Naomi, Indra, Gail, Eremiel, Adam Milligan, Michael, Chuck, Jack Kline, Original Character (OC) Cara, OC Charlotte, OC Josh, OC Gil, OC Maria Featured relationships: OC Cara/OC Kareem, Adam Milligan/Michael Length: 13,424 words Tags:  Canon Divergence, Post-Episode: s14e19 Jack in the Box, angel reprogramming (Supernatural), Original Supernatural Characters, Angel Wings

Summary:  Jack Kline created 14 angels to maintain heaven. With Dumah dead, Naomi is released from her cell to lead heaven again. Three of Jack's new angels must make a difficult choice about what they will become in this heaven, while the others find ways to adapt. Old angels such as Indra and Eremiel re-examine their purpose. Naomi still has secrets, and Gail the cupid does her best for everyone. But when Chuck reveals his true nature, some of the angels must figure out how to hide rebellious thoughts from an omniscient god.

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i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck

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dunkstein

How the fuck does his have less than 200k after setting the internet on fire for months

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Cowboy Boots

Breathing in the cool morning air, Dean lowered his pencil and looked up from his notebook to see Cas patting the soil around the bluebonnets he’d just planted.

If someone had asked Dean a year ago if he pictured settling down on an old ranch in Texas, he’d have said not a chance.

And yet, here they were.

Cas had his gardens and a little bee farm to tend to. Dean got his cowboy boots and his own horses.

It was perfect.

Tucking the pencil into the notebook to save his place, Dean reached out and snagged Cas’ hand, tugging his husband down onto the bench seat next to him.

“Hello, Dean,” Cas said, dropping his head to kiss Dean’s shoulder. “Were you writing or sketching?”

Dean hummed, turning his head to catch Cas’ lips in a tender kiss. “Your flowers look perfect,” he murmured, feeling Cas’ beaming smile against his mouth.

Breaking the kiss slowly, Dean flipped open the notebook, nudging it into Cas’ hand. “Been thinking about what you said. About a tattoo. To balance out the anti-possession one, now that that part of our lives is over.”

Cas smiled softly, rubbing his thumb tenderly across the back of Dean’s hand. When his gaze flickered down to the sketch in Dean’s notebook, his breath caught in the back of his throat and he immediately closed the gap to kiss his husband, slow and oh-so-tender. “Dean,” he whispered softly.

“You were right. A tattoo that’s all our own.”

The notebook slipped from Cas’ hands as he cradled Dean’s jaw and kissed him breathless, murmuring his love for Dean and the tattoo over and over again against Dean’s mouth.

The pages fluttered in the breeze, with the sun shining down on a sketch of cowboy boots and angel wings.

Dean’s tattoo sketch can be found here (hand drawn by me)
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“circle, broken” - Tuesday, July 18

Author: autisticandroids ( @autisticandroids​ ) Artist:  sketcheun ( @sketcheun​​​ ) Rating:  Mature Featured characters: Castiel, Hannah, Uriel, Balthazar, Jack Kline Featured relationships:  This story focuses on platonic/familial relationships (Cas & Hannah, Cas & Uriel, Cas & Balthazar, Cas & Jack) but contains mentions of Cas/Dean and Cas/Meg Length: 5,000 words Tags: Post-Canon, Angel Family, Angel Civil War, Angst, Jack Kline Saves Castiel from the Empty Warnings: Major Character Death

Summary:  The Empty is open. Angels live again. Cas haunts the fringes of a new Heaven. 

A series of conversations and resolutions.

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There is nothing to distinguish me from another seraph, Sister. Why do they seek me?
A buzz of frustration crosses the airwaves.
You are Castiel. You led us to free will, a new Heaven. You led us to understand the nature of things.
I led us to ruin. Cas turns from her on the human plane, futilely. In his true shape, he is not bound by direction, Seeing and Knowing the whole of reality about him. But too many years on earth playacting human has given him new habits that make no sense on the celestial plane.
There are those who love you, Castiel. We’ve missed you. And there are those who wish to… cut the rot from old wounds. 
Ah. There it is. Hannah means well. She always had. But she flies with the business of other brethren under her wings. Cas is not sure he can stand facing those angels from whom he did not part on such good terms. He fears perhaps he will collapse entirely.
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“escaping the labyrinth” - Friday, July 14

Author: Kyra_Maximoff ( @gay-destiel​ ) Artist:  Slurpy Natural ( @alexiescherryslurpy​ ) Rating: General Audiences Featured characters: Gabriel/Loki, Belial, Livanatha (demon) Featured relationships: Sam Winchester/Gabriel if you squint, Background Thor/Sif (Norse Myth compliant), Thor/Balthazar but only if you count Thor pretending to be Freyja who’s pretending to marry Thrym (frost giant) who’s actually Balthazar in disguise Length: 12,000-13,000 words Tags: Pre-Canon, Character Study, Journey, Norse Gods

Summary: Gabriel was an Archangel of Heaven, once. Now he’s masquerading as the trickster Loki.

Throughout his journey he’s killed gods, met a brother he’d thought he’d never see again, and fought a Prince of Hell. This is the story of how he became Loki, and what he had to lose to take the God of Mischief’s throne.

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Gabe smirks, looking out at the hive of activity in front of him. The humans are hurrying about their business, scuttling around in what could be the town square. As he watches, one of them rushes right past him, brushing into tendrils of his Grace. Again he feels the undeniable presence of their Father, and, on a whim, he follows the woman throughout the square. She’s carrying a small basket, filled to the brim with what he can sense as duck eggs. As he watches, she nudges a man, who turns around, dwarfing her. She smiles unsurely, and apologizes, moving along. The man scowls, and Gabe moves closer. Before anything can happen, there’s a loud snap, and the townsfolks’ eyes all shift to a precautious structure, which sways in a slight breeze. It’s silent for a second, before someone screams, and, like in some of the games the angels had liked to play, the structure shudders, and then falls. Gabe has mere seconds to react, but that’s more than enough time for his mind. He lifts his arms, feeling the glamour concealing his form slide off, and the building shudders to a stop.
In front of him, the human with the eggs looks up in awe. He considers revealing his wings, purely for dramatic flare, but chides himself,
This is bad enough. The demons’ll be here as soon as the word gets out.
Snapping a finger, the structure rights itself. He can hear cries of wonder, and a scuffling draws his attention. When he turns, they’re getting onto their knees,
Aesir, they whisper, Divine.
A God. They’re calling him a God.
And deep down, he feels something shift,
This’ll do.
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Howdy, Sabrielblr!

So! Here's an exciting announcement for everyone.

We have artist sign-ups on the schedule as ending today, April 30th, but since we don't have an equal number of artists and writers, we're extending the deadline to May 10th, 2023, with the hope that there's still sabriel fanartists who haven't heard of us and/or need an extra push to sign up.

That means there's still about a week and a half to get the word out! So if any of you have fanartist friends who might want to hear about this, now's your chance!

And many, many thanks to everyone who's signed up so far - y'all are a lovely bunch and we're so glad to have you for this!

Schedule / FAQ and Rules / Our Askbox is always open!

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fantasy characters: “Geez”

me: who the fuck spread Christianity there

this two-years-old shitpost just gained a hundred notes who the snickerdoodles dug it up

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mirkwoodest

In moments like this I always fall back on the fact that they also aren’t speaking English because they don’t have England or the many languages and conquering peoples that contributed to the creation of the English language and therefore the work musr be a translation into recognizable terms in our world’s terms. Call that Tolkien Brainrot.

Definitely funnier if you make fantasy explanations though,

Champagne is a wizard who sells bubbly alcohol.

It’s called English because of the original Lish people, all languages start with En here.

French fries are not potatoes they’re roots of the french plant.

Goodbye is now short for ‘good be your eye’ wishing you luck seeing the path ahead.

Jesus Christ is a long dead lich who used to cause everyone problems and we haven’t stopped saying her name when things go wrong.

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Remember that time they gave Jensen a tiny black kitten with blue eyes for a photoshoot?

And then they made Misha dress up as a kitten?

And then took this picture?

Yeah that show has been insane for a long time, hasn't it?

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