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dduane

Bulbasaur was never the same after that day 🐉

Omg omg I got a bulbasaur at build a bear and I was kinda embarrassed about buying it for myself and stuff but there weren’t any other kids in the store or shoppers for that matter and the girl helping me said she was glad to here it was for me as she collects some plushies and has her own bulbasaur.

Well she was almost done stuffing him and then I noticed that you can put scents in your bear and fucking love cotton candy and the girl basically car salesmen style sold me on the scent pad and asked where I wanted the scent to go

And I didn’t know where it should go but she herself being quite the plushie enthusiast was like “you’re gonna hug him a lot right? may I reccomend right here” and pointed to his forehead

So I was like “awe cute yeah that sounds good” (my bulbasaur is totally stuffed mind you and I even had her make him extra firm )

and then the girl rolls up her sleeves and was like “alright bulbasaur! Here we go! I apologize in advance but this is gonna look very inappropriate!”

And she fisted my super full bulbasaur all the way to her elbow saying sorry to him and to me over and over again. It took her several tries to get the scent pad in place since my bulbasaur was so stuffed and she looked like she was straining and saying “I don’t know why they didn’t think about this design more, so many parents are gonna complain about this one day, I know it”

So all in all this was the best build a bear experience I’ve had since I was a little kid and I love my fat, cotton candy scented, anally inclined bulbasaur to pieces

Every time I see this post I cant stop fucking laughing

#NO#Bulbasaur#Pokémon#Oh No#I can't stop laughing and I feel like a monster
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hisiheyah

I like those Pokemon variants crossed with other Pokemon as much as the next person but have you considered: Bulbasaur cultivars.

You, too, should learn about the history of selective breeding in the wild mustard plant!

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hisiheyah

It has come to my attention that I used a faulty diagram for my source (not the one in the above article), so I must issue a correction: a turnip bulbasaur would be B. rapa and not B. oleracaea. Same genus, different species. Sorry turnipsaur, you belong on a different diagram.

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hisiheyah

@ everyone on twitter telling me that turnipsaur is upside-down: whatever do you mean, they just grow this way

#Bulbasaur#Number one on the chart number one in my heart#Pokémon#hisiheyah
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prof-peach
atatfortatzelwurm asked:

Hi Professor! I have some questions about bulbasaurs, if you don't mind. My best friend/battle ace/exploration partner Kodin and I found each other through unconventional means when we were very young so we're not sure of his origin. He's perfectly healthy, but he has his quirks: he's 3'3" at the top of his bulb, for one thing. We've been through a lot together and he's been growing the entire time, so... IS there an upper limit to how big he might get? Also, is it genetic, or environmental? 1/2

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prof-peach answered:

Ok, so first of all, what a dude, he sounds like a real keeper. Secondly, their size is a combination thing, both genetic makeup and your nurture will lead to a larger individual. When a pokemon doesn't use its energy in evolution, it can sometimes redirect that energy into growth. this is most obvious within the grass pokemon bracket.

We’ve got a bulbasaur that hangs about the greenhouses who’s SUPER old, but unevolved, large, and otherwise healthy. She is not the largest i’ve seen, but certainly isn't a small individual, and is also mistaken for an Ivysaur.

In regards to finding out a bulbasaurs flower, simple dietary changes and increased potash can push bulbasaur to show their flower without evolution. Its a misconception that pokemon have only one form, and with grass types, the seasonal changes and diets they have can lead to all sorts of surprising undocumented looks.

I posted this before but i’ll repost it, as people will benefit from a visual aid i’m sure. 

With the right diet, and seasonal aid (ie heat and light) your bulbasaur will split its bulb and bloom. As yours is so large, cut up about 4-5 nanab berries for them to snack on and enjoy each day as soon as may comes, this will kick off your pokemons bloom, and hopefully by end of July/August time you should see signs of change. once their bulb has split open a bit to make way for their flower, stop feeding them the berries. Repeat each year if you like, it does the pokemon no harm to do this unless they're sick, but yours seems very healthy. The seeds they sometimes produce as as effective as eggs, so don’t sow them should they get pollinated, unless you're ready for more bulbasaurs. 

could be that your buddy has big genes, could be that he’s in a peak place health wise and weather wise, could be both! either way, i’m glad to hear folks have these might chunky babies around, not pushing them to evolve forcefully. 

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thistlewhistler

I love Potato

#Pokémon#Bulbasaur#bulbasaur starter all the way#peach talks#prof peach#now I hope I am remembering that is Potato
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heart-whole-art

NOVA IS NOW OFFICIALLY TAKING COMMISSIONS!?!?

Peep - $5 More complex aminals/Pokemons/Similar - $10 (may vary depending upon aminal/poke) Humanish - $15 … and I’m up for trying other stuff too +50-75% of thing for extra thing (e.g. peep + friend  ≈ $7-8)

THANK U UR GREAT ♥

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thistlewhistler

THIS is an example of Nova’s Pokémon art, she is VERY GREAT.

GAZE upon their MAJESTY and think I TOO WISH TO HAVE MY WHOLE TEAM IMMORTALIZED IN ART.

AND MY FRIEND AND MY PARTNER AND MY COUSIN AND THAT ONE KID FROM MATH CLASS

#commissions#heart-whole-art#Pokémon#Peep#Art#Bulbasaur#That's right it's a thistle Bulbasaur
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bulbasaur-propaganda

Real talk, Bulbasaur would be the best pet ever if it was real, let me list you some reasons of why:

  • Sleep Powder when you can’t sleep
  • Sweet Scent when you are tired or anxious
  • Vines to reach far things or lift stuff or swing like Spiderman
  • Razor Leaf to cut things or gardening
  • Solar Beam would be like a WMD threat to your enemies
  • Bulbasaur can take care of other animals
  • Doesn’t need food as long there’s sun, so you don’t worry about him.
  • Nature control
  • Rules over other creatures like a real dinosaur
  • It never dies of hunger and its speed doubles under the sun, so you got a scary plant dinosaur in day time
  • Won’t flood your home and mess stuff or burn it down, it’s calm and smart.
  • evolves to a badass beast
  • He’s too freaking strong
  • up for hugs
  • He’s one of most loyal Pokemon ever
  • He can dance
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richythegrey

But what happens when winter comes?

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bulbasaur-propaganda
GIF by rewatchingpokemon

He will play with his friends outside..

You think the motherfucking best Pokemon will be afraid of winter?

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rigazz
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thistlewhistler

YOU RIGHT

#Bulbasaur#1 on the chart#1 in my heart
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