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so i made one of those palette challenge things?? send me a character+a palette name and i’ll draw them in that palette yo.

also feel free to reblog this for ur followers to challenge u

all palettes courtesy of @color-palettes

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thisnerdblog

Imma reblog this again, cause let's totally do this people!

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Tony Stark: Following's not really my style
Tony Stark: Iron Man doesn't need a side-kick
*James Rhodes appears*
Tony Stark: I will follow him till the end of the world. Give me the side-kick badge, I will wear it with honor. Rhodey, do you want something to drink? Rhodey, do you want a cup holder? Rhodey? RHODEY? *heart eyes*
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let’s talk about James Rupert Rhodes, outside of his friendship with Tony Stark

he’s a Colonel in the Air Force. he graduated MIT. he’s a genius in his own right. and while Tony built it, he flies War Machine. here’s a black man who is well respected in the military; a soldier who risks his life and fights terrorists as a job. he’s an avenger by himself.

y’all, he’s more than just Tony Stark’s best friend! he’s amazing in his own right!! please! remember Rhodey! 

Just Little Rhodey things: 

  • Rhodey’s widely known, just like the bunch of them (Remember that in IM3 Rhodey was the topic in all news channels & Harley knew about War Machine). So, Rhodey – because he’s in the picture waaay before Sam came – was, to the people in general, the only black superhero before the New Avengers team was made & it had two black heroes. 
  • Also, Rhodey has fans (see IM3 where the guy wanted to take a picture with “Iron Patriot” without knowing Killian’s evil minion was currently using the armor) 
  • Rhodey is from Philly, which I think is p much awesome 
  • According to Wikia, Rhodey is 48 & a Libra 
  • Drunk!Rhodey doesn’t care about sexy girls dancing, he wANTS TO TALK ABOUT HOW GOOD BEING IN THE MILITARY IS
  • Rhodey gives lectures to cadets about “the future of air combat” 
  • Rhodey is a Rocket Scientist
  • During the events of the first Avengers movie, Rhodey was hunting down the Ten Rings but he managed to join & meet the team when they were eating shawarma 
  • Rhodey is the US “Attack Dog” 
  • Rhodey uses ridiculous passwords 
  • Wikia says “he  is a firm believer in people being held accountable for their actions and a proper chain of command”, wich I think is p accurate
  • Rhodey doesn’t have an AI programmed into his suit like Tony had JARVIS or has Friday now
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God bless Rhodey for not taking any of caps shit.

I love that you can practically hear the "Holy lord, you effing moron. You do realize we are in the middle of a very tenuous political environment. The world is worried that we are only acting in our interest and not taking the safety of the masses into account, and while we are busting our asses to prove that not true, your over here ruining all our hard work that would benefit us all in the long run, just because you have a boner for your friend. Do you honestly think we would allow any sort of harm to come to him, yeah he might be incarcerated, but shit bro he needs professional help. We believe you that Bucky is troubled and we *HAD* some pull until you fucked it up. Oh and that panther guy is king of the country that was just kicked in the balls, and you are putting us on his bad side. Jesus Christ Steve, this is why you are only a Captain, FUCKING Hell, I will pull rank right FUCKING now!"

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Real talk, why don’t y’all love Donald Frank Cheadle Jr?

I’m tired of the RDJ short jokes. You know who the shortest male Avenger is? James Rupert Rhodes.

He’s eight inches shorter than Thor.  EIGHT.

When you best friends with a senior citizen I’m sure Sam doesn’t care for throwing old jokes at Rhodey so imagine him always bring up their height and how he’s 2 inches taller than Air Force legend, Lt. Rhodes. (especially because he’s 2″ shorter than Cap and that’s annoying).

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This post has no real focus or conclusion, I just want y’all to acknowledge how cute it is that Don Cheadle’s name is Donald Frank and to remember that Rhodey is a SHORTY compared to the rest of the team. I love him. Please love him.

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