Perhaps I found the girlfriend I’ve been looking for all along

Sorry I’m legally married now I don’t make the rules.

Perhaps I found the girlfriend I’ve been looking for all along

Sorry I’m legally married now I don’t make the rules.

Fucking Christ.

IF ONLY SOMEONE COULD HAVE FORESEEN THIS.

No offense but where are the male porn bots

..and where are all the gods?

Late at night, I scroll and I scroll and I reblog a few memes

I need a

manwhore

I'm holding out for a manwhore till the end of the night

He's gotta be fake

With no reblogs or taste

And he's gotta be blocked out of spite

I need a 

manwhore!

I'm holding out for a manwhore 'til the end of the night!

all of tumblr: we fucking hate bots

also tumblr:

Hey, I LOVE bots when they’re just here to play with us. COMMERCIAL bots suck.

Hey, I LOVE bots when

they’re just here to play with us.

COMMERCIAL bots suck.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.