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just a smol bean obsessed with doctor who and anything marvel. 100% thasmin trash™️
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Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

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savvygooner

LISTEN-

Not all of them. 30 and 50 aren’t spelled with the letter e in it …

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antiandrogen

father god 

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abrown16

…if you can split a number in half evenly, it’s even. 30 and 50 are odd.

-_-’

(15+15=30

25+25=30)

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britteryikes

25+25 = 30? You sure about that??

Lord have mercy….

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kumasenpai

Bye

3 days into 2018 smh

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kwantsu

LMAOOOOOOO

One

Three

Five

Nine

And since everything else after that is a variant of these numbers, then all odds have the letter ‘E’.

🗣YOU FORGOT SEVEN!!

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thxrsdxy

It keeps getting worse.

LMAOOO WHAT IS GOING ON

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ellsworthej

My head hurts…

This is why that Tumblr University shit was the dumbest idea ever just look at this

who failed yall?

IM SCREAMING

You whole ass forgot about eight - a number with an e and is pretty fucking even

why would 8 be brought up if it’s EVEN in a post about ODDS??????? the post said “every single ODD number has an ‘e’ in it” not “every single number with an ‘e’ is odd” what the fuck

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emma-d-klutz

3 days until 2019 and we’re still here

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legowerewolf

happy New year’s eve

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prguitarman

I’m going to bring this flaming dumpster into 2019 so future generations can see what a mistake Tumblr was

Er, guys two is odd and doesn’t have an e. Just saying…

did you deadass just try to tell me two is odd? i’m fucking crying throw the whole website away

Reblogging for the last one😂

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kitsumekat

The one thing I notice is that no matter how much you want to throw this site away, you just can’t.

TWO IS ODD?!?! PFFFTT I’M SCREAMING

Wait what about zero that’s an odd number ,no?

ok but hear me out fifty and thirty make up for the fact they have no e by the way they are pronounces third-E fifth-E

bro why do 30 and 50 matter THEY’RE FUCKING EVEN

what the actual fuck is happening

1 is an even number

I’m gonna smack you

-30 and -50 have an e in them

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kurlyfryz

Wait why are we so quick to throw away the Zero idea

Zero isn’t a number

It can’t be divided by two though, can it

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toaster-120

It can??? 0/2=0??

OD NUMBERS

onE

thrEE

fivE

sEvEn

ninE

OD numbers huh?

Anything that ends with a 0,2,4,6,8 is even and the rest is odd (1,3,7,9) stop freaking out y’all

YOU FORGOT 5

DUDE WHAT ABOUT FOUR

What about it?????

THAT DOESN’T HAVE E IN IT

THAT’S BECAUSE IT’S EVEN?????

A R E Y O U G U Y S O K A Y

IM FUCKIN SOBBING HAVAGAFDHFDHHBJJ

im rblogging this again oof

Is it too late to change my major after I already received the degree? Asking for a friend… 😣

What happened to y'all?

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lookalivezay

Bruhh this has to be the funniest post I’ve seen so far this year 😂😂

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i feel like we all eventually fall in love with Jodie comer at some point it’s not a matter of if it’s a matter of WHEN

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reblogged

YAZMIN KAHN COULD BE AN INCREDIBLE CHARACTER

Here’s some things Chibnall could do to develop her in Series 12 because FOR FUCK’S SAKE, CHRIS, STOP WASTING MANDIP:

Yaz meets the Judoon!

Yaz gets separated from the Fam – 13, Ryan and Graham are on the run and Yaz is stuck on a ride-along with the Shadow Proclomation giving chase, trying to stop the Judoon killing them! Buddy-cop episode! Rookie police officer meets alien rent-a-thugs! Is justice universal? Is going by the book always right? Yaz could teach them how to do their jobs better.

Alien prison or underworld!

Police Officer Yaz rubbing shoulders with criminals and pretending to be one could be hilarious. She knows the tricks of the trade from work, impersonating specific human criminals she’s met to get by.

Moral conflicts!

“Being with you, I don’t know what’s right and what’s wrong anymore.”

13’s moral compass is all over the place (Arachnids in the UK) so have positive, law-enforcing, black-and-white Yaz conflict with that! There are no laws travelling with the Doctor, Yaz has to keep scatter-brained 13 in check, and her morality matures – shades of grey are important!

Conflicts with work!

Yaz’s job is much more important to her than Rose’s or Donna’s or Amy’s. Juggling work and the TARDIS could be really fun – 13 gets jealous and starts hanging out at the Station, chatting with Yaz’s colleagues/bosses – think 11 at Craig’s job in The Lodger. 13 wants more time with Yaz (obviously she’s 13’s special favourite) but Yaz takes the Rory line – “what you do isn’t everything there is”

13 as a Consultant!

An episode riffing of Lucifer or Castle, where Yaz gets her first big case and 13 tags along! Yaz’s sensible by-the-book attitude vs 13’s ‘fuck it let’s wave the glowy science stick’ attitude. Involve alien ‘asylum seekers’ living on Earth – the Zygons, or a Trap Street like in Face the Raven. Demons of the Punjab explored Yaz’s family history, so build on it – as a 3rd generation immigrant Yaz relates to the alien kids born here on Earth, and their desire to visit their homeworlds. She felt the same thing with her nan! At the end of the episode she gets 13 to take them for a visit.

Travelling as stress-relief!

As a rookie Yaz is experiencing the grizzlier side of police work for the first time. Her first murder, or meeting a victim’s family, or not catching a criminal. 13 cheers her up when she’s really down; they have a ridiculous adventure and all through it the Fam is trying to make her smile.

Ryan and Yaz’s schoolday friendship!

I just want Yaz making fun of how geeky Ryan was as a kid. Comparing monsters to horrible teachers. Yaz understands his struggle with his Dad and his Dyspraxia because she watched him grow up with them.

Why does 13 Like Yaz?

Because they’re so similar yet so different – both stifled by their families, both wanting to do something more. The Doctor had to grow into their morality – the First Doctor tried to brain a caveman with a rock in An Unearthly Child. Yaz is, unknowingly, an inspiration to 13. She admires Yaz’s goodness. ALSO, Yaz being 13’s guide to her new gender – clothes and makeup – is perfect bomding material, and comedy gold.

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Happy Birthday Steph!!

Everyone should go say Happy Birthday to one of my oldest and bestest friends @yasminsmolbean !! 

❤️ The Yasmin to my Doctor ❤️

I love you and can’t wait to see you 

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Where’s my gif of Yaz bursting into the room and Ryan about to cut her down with the axe and Graham and the Doctor jumping out of their skin

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alecmidnight

BLESS THANK YOU

Okay I’m looking at this gif again and realising it’s honestly a perfect representation of each member of the fam? Like:

  • Graham: HOLY CRAP, NOPE BYE
  • The Doctor: Whatever you’re about to do, please don’t (everyone get behind me) or else I’ll FIGHT you
  • Ryan: AHHGHHHHH
  • Yaz: Y’ALL CHILL OUT

Why is that so damn accurate tho

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