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bitches will bring a million things to do on a train ride or long car trip and then spend the entire time looking out the window and daydreaming. i’m bitches
bitches will plan a million things to do during self-isolation and then spend the entire time mindlessly scrolling through social media. i’m bitches
that post explaining which age gaps are problematic is so stupid omg imagine thinking 25/35 is “weird”……….. never gonna get a sugar daddy/mama with that attitude
the problem arises when you get 17 year olds and under w people in their 20s like that is illegal. that is messed up. even someone who just turned 18 shouldn’t be w someone in their 20s. but two adults can be together even if they’re 10 years apart yall, that is so normal
Terminal Hanaki? Boring. Chronic Hanahaki? Exciting.
Not enough chronic illness in fanfic. Shout-out to my folks who spend 6-8 weeks of the year in the hospital.
Prof you fucking genius is it seasonal? Like it happens in spring cause the flowers bloom? Imagine it hitting hanahaki season and looking around a room and seeing whose missing, who's out on sick leave, thr curiosity the DRAMA
It's like how everyone with autoimmune disorders disappears during flu season! Except with even more drama.
#this is honestly how I initially thought hanahaki in fic worked #coughing up flowers for years because you won't cop to your feelings? #that's the stuff #the dying thing puts on really uncomfortable pressure for me #like 'love me back or I'll die' is uncomfortable as hell for me #whereas 'ADMIT YOU'RE IN LOVE YOU JUST COUGHED UP A BOUQUET!' #hanahaki-suffering person: 'no' THIS IMMEDIATELY IMPROVES THE ENTIRE TROPE! I had really disliked Hanahaki because it’s almost like the other person - if they’re a good person - is sorta blackmailed into either having feelings or being responsible for your death which is Not Romantic, but I can totally get down for FEELIGS made into an aggravating physical metaphor that you could potential deal with if you’d either confront them or get therapy or something.
100% vital service to the world along with another underappreciated group who are often underfunded and constantly having important programs cut: scientists.
who would ever have thought that you needed more than just business to live and thrive in the world????
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Today on Hozier’s Likes:
popular YA writers will write a secondary gay relationship that has maybe 1/8th of the attention/romance/word-count of the main het relationship and act like they threw one of the first bricks at stonewall
how do you think hinata felt being the only girl to not have feral sasuke disease only for the boy she likes to end up having it
I don’t even procrastinate anymore I just straight up neglect 100% of my responsibilities
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Ppl on tik tok “stanning” joe exotic bc hes gay and funny like theres not footage of him beating on animals and routinely luring young drug addicts into abusive relationships
Guys i know we talk about liking villains a lot but this is a real ass man. Like he did these things in real life. He really hired someone to kill a woman because she threatened his reputation as a private zoo owner
He’s also a horrible racist and misgenders his employee (Saff is a trans man, not, as many seem to assume, a butch lesbian) like people can we not.
Yeah but like… Funny little gay mullet man is entertaining and relatable. But not for all the bad stuff. Like overall he’s a bad person, yes, but can’t people just acknowledge that and also enjoy the funny ramblings of him anyway?
