#do you fondue?

#It gets me every time#This scene!!!! gets me!!! every time!!!!!!!!!!!!!#Look at him you can SEE in the first gif he’s just. He’s on the floor and he looked up IMMEDIATELY analytical like Gotta Find A Solution#And he lays eyes on that stupid fondue stick and just thinks!!!! bingo!!!!!!! that should totally work!!!!!!! and grabs it#And then after his HASHTAGNOFEAR! LEAP OF FUCKIN FAITH OFF THE BALCONY#He then proceeds to A) Somehow manage to hold on to it and B) Shimmy that stick in just the right area of the suit to shut it down#A FONDUE STICK!! HE USED!!!! IT WAS A FONDUE STICK!!!!#And I think this is what makes him such a fantastic hero because THIS is a skill that is essential#thinking on the go- coming up with a plan using whatever tools available in order to make it happen!!!!#IN A CAVE WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS!!!! NUKE AND A WORMHOLE#‘TONY STARK COULD BE DROPPED IN A DESERT WITH NOTHING AND HE’D FLY OUT A WEEK LATER ON AN AIRPLANE MADE OF SAND AND CACTUS NEEDLES!’#! ! ! !! ! ! !#He is a genius in more ways than one#and I love him completely#thanks for coming to my TED talk (via @itsallavengers)

my brother is sitting in the chair in my room studying a practice test thing for his final test before he becomes a fully certified EMT tomorrow and he’s mumbling some of the questions out loud and he just went “a child has fallen from a monkey at school…” and he just got dead quiet and stared at the wall for like a solid minute with the most stricken look on his face before he whispered “there’s no protocol for monkeys”

bro

bro it means monkey bars 

now he’s googling “child falls from monkey” and apparently the only thing that pops up is Fall Out Boy’s “Thnks Fr th Mmrs”

 I M  L AHUGNI N G SO H ARD  HE WENT INTO THE KITCHEN LIKE 5 MINUTES AGO AND STARTED A CONVERSATION WITH MY MOM AND I HEARD HIM JUST STOP MID SENTENCE AND THEN SHOUT “FUCKING MONKEY BARS” 

this was a post meant for like 6 people who actually know my brother and now this is the only image he has on this site he’s the “monkey protocol” guy for almost 100,000 people I give up

“I take the character Tony Stark pretty seriously.”

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bonus:

Forbidden Friendship 2.0

Me, speaking incomprehensibly about my niche interests

Animal snaps

These movies are important. To us, and to the children who find themselves in them.

11 Self-Defense Techniques (That Even A Child Could Use)

These are great! These are all really useful methods of defending yourself and I actually learned most of these in my Krav Maga classes. 

I would have to go up against people (usually guys) twice my size and could easily overpower me, but these tricks DO work and they don’t require a lot of strength.

Reblog to save a life

I’m tiny AF and had to go against people that where twice my size and this movements do work!!!

This will save your life.

Boost.

Avengers: Infinity War (2018)

Captain Marvel (2019) // Avengers (2012)

I almost feel like this doesn’t belong here because of how amazing this is

Holy shit

@amatasera

an old white dude in taco bell saw me wearing my wal-mart vest and gave me a speech about how i need to quit retail and get a REAL job so i could one day “get a car like that” and pointed at my own damn car

for everyone that asked, i just said “you’re right” and then got in my car and drove away

What I like about this is that, even handcuffed and uncoordinated, Loki could have thrown that knife so precisely as to kill an Einherjar who is running in the opposite direction and Thor knows it. Loki is just that deadly.