Forbidden Friendship 2.0

Driving Miss Rocket- Chapter 1: A Rite of Passage

“I am Groooot!” The excited teenaged tree exclaimed with glee as he opened the door to the Guardians’ house and promptly ran through after he opened the door and put his backpack down.

Peter was perplexed as to why Groot, who was moody at best was all of a sudden excited and sociable. “What’s gotten into Groot all of a sudden?” He wondered aloud as the Flora Colossus ran over to Rocket and handed his adoptive father an envelope as the other Guardians came into the living room.

“What’s this, son?” Rocket asked as he opened up the envelope and read the papers that were contained within it. “Don’t tell me you got another detention…”

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August 23, 2016: Thor and Loki (Chris Hemsworth and Tom Hiddleston) spent time with real superheroes at the Lady Cilento Children’s Hospital in Australia. 

Whenever I'm having a bad day I just think of this. :)

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WAIT I JUST NEED TO SAY THAT WINK WAS AT ME AND WE WERE SHAKING HANDS AND THEN HE’S TALKING TO MY FRIEND WHO ASKS HIM TO SIGN HER PHONE CASE AND HE ASKS “AS LOKI OR TOM?” AND MY FRIEND SAYS “WHOEVER YOU WANT” THEN HE GIVES HER THAT LOOK AND SHE SAYS “AS TOM! LOKI’S NOT BRITISH” (because her phone case is a union jack design) AND I’M REALLY JUST FEELING REALLY WARM ALL OVER RIGHT NOW OKAY GOOD CHAT PEACE OUT MY DUDES

*grabs a nearby megaphone and just screams at him*

Tessa Thompson and Tom Hiddleston talking about how much they love the fight scene and being adorable dorks appreciation post

Does anyone else ever think about Thor and Loki going to the grocery store? 

Like, just, they’ve got their little settlement of New Asgard all worked out and they’re sharing an apartment or whatever. Loki, who has never lived anywhere but Asgard, assumes that food and sundry items will just appear, somehow, as they always have, but at least Thor has lived on Midgard before. 

“No, you have to go and purchase these items yourself,” he explains to Loki, who responds with, “That’s madness, Thor.” Thor sighs and looks very put out and is like, “Okay, well, I guess we’re doing this.”

So the Brodinsons head on out to Stop n’ Shop or wherever and for all his knowledge of Midgard, grocery shopping is an entirely new experience for Loki, simply because he was not aware that such a concept even existed. He’s equal parts appalled and fascinated at this display of mortal mundanity. As he and Thor go through the store, he keeps picking things up, stopping to read all of the ingredients on boxes of pasta, commenting on how sad the humans’ carrots and tomatoes are compared to what used to be grown on Asgard. 

Meanwhile, Thor is growing increasingly impatient and finally he’s like, “Loki, stop gawking and go grab some goddamn toilet paper like I asked you to seven times already,” and Loki just *waves hand, uses magic to telekinetically grab a 24 pack of toilet paper from three aisles away.* Naturally, this causes a bit of a ruckus in the store, as people tend to notice that sort of thing. 

Loki is oblivious. He’s just picking up a box of Rice Krispies and says, “Someone should inform the humans that elves don’t really look like this,” and Thor is like, “Norns, give me strength,” and this pattern more or less repeats itself as they make their way through the rest of the store. 

They end up leaving with the toilet paper, thirteen boxes of Rice Krispies, a head of lettuce, a frozen pizza, three cans of Chef Boyardee ravioli, and a copy of Popular Mechanics. Loki is cheerful as they leave the store, like, “Well, that was a success, wasn’t it?” And Thor is just like, “Sometimes, it’s nice to not be the one who’s utterly clueless,” and Loki, offended, makes some vague threats about pushing Thor into oncoming traffic. They bicker all the way home, and after that, Tony Stark helps Thor set up a weekly grocery delivery service (to which Loki keeps adding outlandish items like seven bags of jumbo marshmallows and exactly one tomato). 

Ok but imagine Loki’s galaxy brain when he discovers stores like Costco or Sam’s Club.

Thor comes home one day and there’s 12 rotisserie chickens, an entire birthday cake, an air mattress, a set of tires, and every Thor action figure in the store. Not one of each. Their entire. Stock. Of Thor themed merchandise.

And it’s not just a regular entire birthday cake, it’s like a full sheet birthday cake that you buy for your office party of 75. And Thor loses his mind, like, “Loki who the actual fuck is going to eat all of this cake?” And Loki is like, “um, everyone? I’m providing for our people” and Thor just has to go away and be alone for a little while and Loki is just getting the biggest kick out of driving Thor literally insane.

Then. Then Loki discovers Amazon.

There’s always, at any given time, at least two packages at the front door when Thor comes home. He tries to not let it phase him but Loki just buys the weirdest, most random shit.

“Loki,” Thor says, with all the exasperation induced from minding a toddler, a puppy, and a kitten at the same time, “Why did you order 10 gallons of liquid plant food?”

Loki just looks at Thor like he’s the one suffering from his brother’s stupidity. “To feed plants? What other use would I have for it? Do you want the plants to starve and die, Thor? Do you hate plants now?”

Thor just gives up.

(At this point he’s doing it purely to fuck with Thor. Getting back to his God Of Mischief roots. Thor won’t admit it but he actually kind of enjoys wondering what kind of strange, yet mundane shit is awaiting him at the end of the day.)

(And the stuff they can’t use usually finds it’s way to people who can.)

The day that Thor comes home and finds that Loki has ordered and assembled a cat tree that takes up three-fourths of their living room, he puts his foot down. “It was funny for awhile,” he says, “but this is getting out of hand. We don’t even have a cat, Loki.” 

As soon as the words are out of his mouth, he regrets them. Because Loki just smiles. And he says, “You’re right. We don’t have a cat.” A dramatic pause. “We have ten.” 

Thor stares in shocked disbelief at the hoard of kittens that come barreling toward him. He covers his eyes. Groans.

“Thor,” Loki says disapprovingly. “That’s no way to greet your own nieces and nephews.”

Thor just stares at him, because there is no way he is entertaining the idea that his brother gave birth to literal kittens, even though if he’s honest with himself it’s not exactly outside the realm of possibility.

Loki keeps the charade up though. And the kittens do seem to display a remarkable amount of intelligence, for kittens–

–NO. He’s not ever gonna go there. Nope.

Peter believes it though. He’s offered on numerous occasions to babysit.

Loki takes them shopping with him at PetsMart.

Loki randomly gets Thor “World’s Best Uncle” merchandise. Coffee mugs. Pencils. Keychains. He doesn’t outright give them to Thor, he just kind of leaves them around where Thor will find them. 

He Photoshops a very large family portrait of himself and Thor with the kittens and hangs it in the living room, so it’s the first thing you see when you walk in. 

He gets all the kittens collars with bells on them and riles them up right before Thor is due to come home, so that Thor is greeted each day by the incessant sound of yowling, jingling kittens. While Thor quietly has an aneurysm, Loki just lounges on the sofa like, “This is so adorable I think I’ll get ten more kittens - the more the merrier, right, brother?” 

A few days pass, and then Thor comes home to a quiet apartment. There are no kittens jingling, there is no cat tree, there is no portrait on the wall. Thor is simultaneously relieved and worried. “What did you do with the kittens?” he asks Loki, who cocks an eyebrow and furrows his brow and says, “What are you talking about? We never had any kittens.” 

Ok, this is so cute but someone needs to add when Peter is asked to babysit the kittens.

Tom Hiddleston talking to a Baby Leopard  (▰˘◡˘▰)

*sigh*

when you’re trying to cook but you have cats (;_;)

Frigga to Odin, at some point

“The other day he transformed himself into a butterfly. And he knows that I love butterflies. So I went to the butterfly to admire it. And he transformed back into himself and he was like ‘MBLERGH IT’S ME’ and he hugged me. He’s eight. I knew it was him of course.”

Tom meets Miss Piggy [x]

Piggleston FOR THE WIN!!!!

Adorableness!

Loki takes Baby Loki and Little Thor to meet the Avengers at Disney California Adventure

💖 Loki and his daughter 💖

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This is so precious omg!! 😍😍😍

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