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NOBODY FUCKING MOVE.
Haunted by the realization that if Dick Grayson had been the Riddler’s sidekick the best name for him would have been the Punisher.
A is for Assignment
Jason: What’s got the kid so worked up?
Tim: Creative writing assignment.
Damian: It is a useless assignment that serves no purpose!
Dick: You’re supposed to show the teacher how creative you can be with your words, Dami.
Damian: I would prefer to show him how creative I am with my swords!
Tim: Big surprise there.
Damian: Watch your tone, Drake!
Bruce: Boys.
Jason: I loved writing assignments. What’s yours?
Damian: I am to write a complex sentence regarding each member of the family without using the letter ‘A’. Drake and Richard are no help and father refuses to participate.
Jason: That’s because Bruce is shit at writing, but I honestly expected better from the rest of you. This is an easy one.
Dick: You’re just saying that because you don’t want to admit you’re as clueless as the rest of us.
Jason: Fine. I’ll prove it.
(To Dick): I think Dick describes you perfectly, big brother.
(To Tim): Drink less coffee, number two.
(To Damian): You need to chill, you little gremlin.
(To Bruce): Go fuck yourself, you furry bitch.
(To Everyone): I would be delighted to shoot every single one of you, twice.
(To Alfred): Except you. I will love you forever.
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Alfred: I love you too, Master Jason.
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Jason: Why the fuck does the League have a ‘Flee on Sight, Do Not Engage’ order for me?
Tim: You terrify them
Jason: The Justice League?
Dick: Yeah. A Bat with guns and a willingness to kill is too much for them to handle.
Jason: What a bunch of bitches. Don’t they know I only go after monsters?
Tim: Yeah. But according to the reports, you always look like you want to shoot them in particular when they run into you. No one wants to chance it. See? (Shows footage taken by the Flash when Jason last went hunting through Central City)
Dick: (Peers at picture. Confused.) That’s just Jason’s normal face. Why would they think he wants to shoot them?
Tim: (Deadpanned) Because Jason always looks like he wants to shoot someone.
Jason: (Agreeing) I have resting sniper face.
Jason's RSF>>>>
Oh wow! Did you make this? This is so great!
If you have made art for one of my posts I think that means I have officially made it on this site. It’s like an achievement trophy.
(Even if it wasn’t originally for my post, I’ll take it. No take backs.)
Yeah I did draw it based on your post I'm glad you like it :))
I love it! Thank you so much!
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Jason: Why the fuck does the League have a ‘Flee on Sight, Do Not Engage’ order for me?
Tim: You terrify them
Jason: The Justice League?
Dick: Yeah. A Bat with guns and a willingness to kill is too much for them to handle.
Jason: What a bunch of bitches. Don’t they know I only go after monsters?
Tim: Yeah. But according to the reports, you always look like you want to shoot them in particular when they run into you. No one wants to chance it. See? (Shows footage taken by the Flash when Jason last went hunting through Central City)
Dick: (Peers at picture. Confused.) That’s just Jason’s normal face. Why would they think he wants to shoot them?
Tim: (Deadpanned) Because Jason always looks like he wants to shoot someone.
Jason: (Agreeing) I have resting sniper face.
Jason's RSF>>>>
Oh wow! Did you make this? This is so great!
If you have made art for one of my posts I think that means I have officially made it on this site. It’s like an achievement trophy.
(Even if it wasn’t originally for my post, I’ll take it. No take backs.)
Jason: Why the fuck does the League have a ‘Flee on Sight, Do Not Engage’ order for me?
Tim: You terrify them
Jason: The Justice League?
Dick: Yeah. A Bat with guns and a willingness to kill is too much for them to handle.
Jason: What a bunch of bitches. Don’t they know I only go after monsters?
Tim: Yeah. But according to the reports, you always look like you want to shoot them in particular when they run into you. No one wants to chance it. See? (Shows footage taken by the Flash when Jason last went hunting through Central City)
Dick: (Peers at picture. Confused.) That’s just Jason’s normal face. Why would they think he wants to shoot them?
Tim: (Deadpanned) Because Jason always looks like he wants to shoot someone.
Jason: (Agreeing) I have resting sniper face.