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Jason does his research before he goes back to Gotham and finds out that Batman revived the Joker.

Obviously there is no confrontation needed. Bruce had already made his choice.

So now Jason never wants to step in Gotham ever again. He won’t share a city with his murderer. Hell, he would prefer not to share a country. Jason is going to move on with his life and the Bats and all those affiliated can just go fuck themselves.

If the corrupt of Gotham want to keep Joker alive then they can just keep him.

The problem is that Batman couldn’t actually keep the Joker in Gotham. He left all the time and became the rest of the world’s problem. And Jason’s already ran into that fucker in the middle of nowhere before and he would rather not do it again. So Jason calls up Deathstroke and puts him on retainer. If the Joker steps a toe out of Gotham, the contract activates and Deathstroke hunts him down. Jason won’t ask him to go into Gotham to kill him and get on the Bat’s radar. Gotham is Batman’s territory but anywhere else is free game.

So for years Bruce has no clue that Jason is alive and that Joker’s death certificate is already pre-signed.

But then one day Joker tries to make trouble in Metropolis, so now it’s time for Deathstroke to swoop in and fuck over Batman and get paid to do it.

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DP x DC prompt - Not that type of Clown!

Where Jack Fenton has a cousin who lives in Gotham.

They fell out of contact a long time ago, but the last time he checked, his cousin was in the entertainment industry as some sort of clown.

When Danny gets accepted into Gotham U for college, Jack phones up his cousin to ask him to look after his son.

Danny wonders who he pissed off in the past to have his uncle be some sort of color clashing, deranged, clown.

In other words, Uncle Joker AU

Batman and Joker is duking it out on the street in front of the college because Batman thought he there for ✨evil scheme✨ but he actually there to pick up Danny from college for family dinner with Harley and Ivy (how this came to be is up for interpretation)

(after a bit digging, i never found cannon proof of Danny being afraid of clown, so i just gonna take that Danny only afraid of specifically gothic circus ring master after Circus Gothica but still have a general dislike for clown in this au)

Danny on the other hand is trying to operate by “Not my haunt/ghost, not my problem” because college is stressful and he not gonna chance it after finally somehow got good grades to go to college, (and he only have a space obsession here, no protection)

so he have a “talk” with Joker after meeting him and now he is known to be under Joker “protection” (as if he need protection from mortal lol) to anyone in the underground

but it’s new enough for Batman to not know yet (author bullshit magic, let Batman not know something just this once pls)

Anyway, as they are fighting, Danny just shove his way to the front after seeing everyone blocking the college entrance and immediately yell at Joker when he sees him fighting Batman to “Not flirt with the furry for once” and “call ahead to inform him rather than send a picture of him standing in front of Danny’s college” with a side of “You such an embarrassment uncle Jack”

Now everyone is freaking out because apparently this is Joker nephew, omg he goes to Gotham U, etc etc

Batman on the other hand is severely concerned because Joker have a nephew (how did he not know this?!), that is currently reprimanding him like he is a child

and the Batfam is either laughing about Batman getting call a furry or alarm like Batman or panic over “OMG black hair, blue eyes, Joker’s nephew is adoption bate” (probably all of them, depends on the person)

While everyone is in shock, Harley and Ivy show up in a car (that they probably stole) and call out to Joker and Danny

Danny decided that he tired of this bullshit and just drag the Joker with him in to the car and they drive off right when Batman go out of shock

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Danny takes a look at his Uncle Jack’s arch nemesis, mentally checking off a list.

Billionaire

Obsessive

Weird basement

Secret identity

Cape

Vampire aesthetic

Weird about a cat

Kids that look eerily alike (like maybe he’s better at cloning)

Wants to adopt Danny and have him forsake his blood family

Danny, with dawning horror: It runs in the family

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