A is for Assignment
Jason: What’s got the kid so worked up?
Tim: Creative writing assignment.
Damian: It is a useless assignment that serves no purpose!
Dick: You’re supposed to show the teacher how creative you can be with your words, Dami.
Damian: I would prefer to show him how creative I am with my swords!
Tim: Big surprise there.
Damian: Watch your tone, Drake!
Bruce: Boys.
Jason: I loved writing assignments. What’s yours?
Damian: I am to write a complex sentence regarding each member of the family without using the letter ‘A’. Drake and Richard are no help and father refuses to participate.
Jason: That’s because Bruce is shit at writing, but I honestly expected better from the rest of you. This is an easy one.
Dick: You’re just saying that because you don’t want to admit you’re as clueless as the rest of us.
Jason: Fine. I’ll prove it.
(To Dick): I think Dick describes you perfectly, big brother.
(To Tim): Drink less coffee, number two.
(To Damian): You need to chill, you little gremlin.
(To Bruce): Go fuck yourself, you furry bitch.
(To Everyone): I would be delighted to shoot every single one of you, twice.
(To Alfred): Except you. I will love you forever.
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Alfred: I love you too, Master Jason.