Lost in Low City
The Dragon Age/Baldur's Gate noir crossover drabble that no one asked for
A day didn't hold enough hours to solve every crime in Baldur's Gate. If you wanted someone dead, there were a couple of rules to not getting caught. Pick a forgettable victim. Keep your head down. Keep your mouth shut. Hell, try waiting a week. A Bhaalist might handle it for you.
Whoever did these murders hadn't followed the rules. They'd gone after the parliament's physician, a magistrate, and a prominent Vint sorcerer. Worse, they'd taken his kid. Murders were a dime a dozen here, but a kidnapping?
Well. Kidnappings felt personal.
Six murders. Six bodies. No leads, other than how they'd all died: drained of blood like a drunk's last bottle, through two stab wounds in their neck. Each murder decades apart. The perp had to be ancient.
The door squealed like a nug stuck in a bush, and in walked Trouble on two legs as long as the Chionthar and half a bendy. Hair tucked under a purple scarf. Behind the smoked glasses, eyes red as blood, but less runny.
Bianca readied her bolt. The dwarf at the desk held up his hand in a calm down. He knew what she was thinking. The beauty. The tusks. Clearly, Trouble was one of those mermaids from the coast, taken to land. A walrus.
Trouble leaned on his desk, the scarf falling back to reveal piles of silvered hair, and said through pouted lips, "Heard you were investigating some old cases. I want you to take mine."
"Ah, well, you see, that would be me."
"Yes. I seem to have come down with a little case of death. An hour ago I awoke in a dingy little clinic with my pockets empty and my heart stilled. The only thing I remember is walking home, near the docks, when I was cornered by some lowlifes and… well. It's easier to show you."
The investigator glanced at Bianca. She said nothing.
"Hello? Why are you looking at your crossbow like that?" Trouble pulled aside the scarf, revealing two puncture scars in his neck. "Look, I didn't have these before I was beaten to death and I'm not beaten now and I certainly don't think that clinic had the facilities to fix me up. It's not adding up."
About the only part of Trouble's story that did was the lowlifes by the docks. The Zhents and the Crows were running a little joint operation down there in mage transportation, but they kept their noses clean and paid off the Templars and everyone agreed to look the other way. What had a danne like this been doing at the docks?
Trouble said, "I think a vampire got me."
A vampire? thought the investigator. Never heard of it, but if something was going around making seafood out of people, he had to stop it. Besides, this was his first lead in a decade.
"I'll take the case," he said. "Varric. This is Bianca."
Trouble rolled his eyes and said, "Astarion."
Varric opened his notepad. "Tell me more about the clinic you woke up in."