I have no idea what I'm doing here, but yolo.

There should be an equivalent to asking "how's the wife and kids?" that's like "so how's that fictional man of yours doing?"

Depressed fridge opener

For all my writers out there being hunted down :]

whatever i literally dont care 😎 <- cares so much that it feels like my organs are tearing themselves apart in my chest

newest release of banned spells by the wizard council

i dont know which one of you needs to hear this but your wizard hat is pointy and your robes are glorious and that guy you accidentally vaporized was no big deal you are wonderful <3