in 2x20 when ezra and zeb are hanging out watching the sunset, and ezra tells zeb that he’s not sure when or even if he and kanan will make it back after facing the inquisitors, and then zeb says “you’ll be back. ‘course, we’ll probably have toppled the empire by then. we can swap war stories.” and like!!!!!!! in the series finale, ezra disappears to wild space, and the rest of the crew has no idea when or if he’ll ever come back home, but by the time he does, they will have defeated the empire and there will be way too many war stories to tell and i—

Boring: they're all found

Better: the find the submarine empty

Even better: only one person left

Best: completely new person found alone on submarine

It’s D B Cooper

It’s DB Cooper.

Don't threaten us with a good time.

the role of the person in the passenger seat is not only navigator but secretary as well. you have to type up the drivers messages to random ladies on facebook about cbd cream & google whether that billy joel song was the theme song for that show or not

you also have to provide a henchmans disdainful scowl at whoever the driver is flipping off in the target parking lot

other assorted roles may include

Don't forget the Tommy Gun

2x8 | 4x4 | 7x3

Clark did almost doom all of humanity, AND even after they convinced the aliens to let them live, those aliens said that Clark couldn’t transcend while everyone else does.

But like, why do those beings get to judge humanity? Clark did what she and to do. Clark was the reluctant hero/leader, I still have feels about that ending

“I wanna do this with you “ a love language

fantasy characters: “Geez”

me: who the fuck spread Christianity there

this two-years-old shitpost just gained a hundred notes who the snickerdoodles dug it up

W H A T

@rogha

In moments like this I always fall back on the fact that they also aren’t speaking English because they don’t have England or the many languages and conquering peoples that contributed to the creation of the English language and therefore the work musr be a translation into recognizable terms in our world’s terms. Call that Tolkien Brainrot.

It’s called “Translation Convention” but “Tolkien Brainrot” is funnier.

fun fact about me is that when i was a kid id write capital E’s with as many of those little horizontal lines as possible and id call them ladder E’s and adults fucking hated them

artistic rendition

All capital letters should have a leveled-up form

So far I’ve got

Please add your own unsettling godtier capitals!

New alphabet dropped!

oh my god, it’s beautiful

(future handwritten notes are gonna be so wonderfully cursed now, thank you! :D )

well it’s going to take some getting used to, @ceekari (don’t mind the redacted letter between T and U)

But I think i’ve taken a real shine to it! 

recursive

So i may have done a thing in an insomnia fueled jaunt into insanity.

find an .otf of the font here

This is how new alphabets get invented.