misselthwaite

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

died and came back wrong and no one could tell the difference

how did any of u tolerate me in 2016

TIL anyone who's going to overwinter in Antarctica has to have had their appendix out. Because removing an appendix that's not causing any trouble just as a precaution is way better than having one that's about to burst when you're on the ass-end of the planet with no way to be rushed to a hospital if shit gets real.

No, by the way, we absolutely did not think of this ahead of time. A dude named Leonid Rogozov got appendicitis in Antarctica. Fortunately, the expedition's doctor diagnosed him quickly and knew how to remove an appendix. Unfortunately, our man Leo was the expedition's doctor.

What did he do? Well, he set up a mirror, gave his belly a shot of novocaine, presumably told a colleague, "hold my vodka," and he removed his own fucking appendix. He survived.

this picture has such "i lived bitch" energy

yknow what im just leaving this whole tag thread out here

Some songs don’t fit the vibe 🎥

The first one is what will happen when Shrek enters the public domain

The first one is what

will happen when Shrek enters

the public domain

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

I'm never traveling Amtrak again

Update: I'm on Metro North hoping to catch an Amtrak at New Haven. My originally train has service restored finally and is running 3 hours behind lol

Got to New Haven at 430; they said they would honor my ticket on the earlier train.

They would not.

So now I'm just waiting for my original train to get to New Haven so I can get the fuck out of Connecticut

Before my train got cancelled I was supposed to get to Boston at 330pm and spend the evening in Salem... we got to the AirBnB at 1am this morning 😩

I'm never traveling Amtrak again

Update: I'm on Metro North hoping to catch an Amtrak at New Haven. My originally train has service restored finally and is running 3 hours behind lol

Got to New Haven at 430; they said they would honor my ticket on the earlier train.

They would not.

So now I'm just waiting for my original train to get to New Haven so I can get the fuck out of Connecticut

I'm never traveling Amtrak again

Update: I'm on Metro North hoping to catch an Amtrak at New Haven. My originally train has service restored finally and is running 3 hours behind lol

Calling a mutual by their name is so scary. What if they secretly hate being called the name they put in their profile and they kill me

There's something on the roof

SOMEONE FINALLY PUT IT INTO WORDS!!!

guYS THE FUCKING SIGNS

made some art about emotions that i feel 👍 dedicated to my mutuals

i love you stock photo damn you to hell ai image