no thoughts, head empty

Hornet says tarantula rights

(@technicallya1manband @tortilla-of-courage @sky-squido)

in reference to the chain fic

just realized that when Ravio returns home to find the door gone and multiple items missing from Legend’s house, it’s going to look like some one robbed the place

Kcjskcjdldjdldbirbf YOU’RE RIGHT

I can see Ravio having A Panic™ because oh goddess someone robbed the place. But once he calms down and does a count of the missing items, he would recognize the things missing as Links adventuring gear. Which makes perfect sense considering Link is gone too.

Though why Mr. Hero needed the front door is a bit of a puzzle.

Plot twist; Legend actually ends up using the door for various things. Emergency raft, his front door is nice and buoyant. It’s starts raining, the door can be prompted up as a shelter. Need to get down a snowy mountain very quickly, Legend’s front door can fit quite a few people. Put some wheels on it and hitch it to Epona, the door is now a wagon.

Legend is a master of using everything to his advantage and no one can make fun of his front door by this point.

One time it even gets used as a door!

Legend hates that it comes in handy, especially since it was the portal and not him that made the choice to bring it. But he’s not one to ignore a perfectly useful item just because he has mixed feelings about it.

At first, everyone other then Hyrule is confused as to why he has a door physically with him in the first place. Warriors in particular makes several jokes about it. But, as you said, Legend is a master of making use of things and after the time the door went up as an emergency barricade, the jokes more or less stop.

The one time the door gets used as a door is the most shocking instance.

Warriors ends up using the door to crush a bokoblin and declares it to be the best crafted door he’s ever encountered. (And he definitely ends up using it as a crushing weapon again. Because while Legend is an expert on making anything useful, Warriors is a genius on using any item as a weapon. Legend is just pissed his door keeps getting covered in monster guts.)

Wind starts calling it the Master Door, which Legend hates but can’t get him to stop. The rest of the chain starts calling it that too and he just gives up. He does get some enjoyment out of making up stories about how the door ended up coming on this journey, no one besides Hyrule knows the truth and he’s been sworn to secrecy.

Sky may or may not start craving little patterns into the door, but the hylian crest definitely appears on it at some point and Legend certainly didn’t put it there.

@lollybliz pointed out that Wild and Hyrule team up and stasis rune launch themselves with it, to which I can only say OH YES

I am in LOVE with the idea that Sky does carvings on it. By the time the journey is over, the whole thing is cleverly decorated (making use of the various dents from Warriors smashing monsters with it) with scenes from the quest.

One time in battle Legend shouts for Warriors to pass him “The Master Door” and he can never live it down. Wind is ecstatic that Legend called it that, and Warriors won’t let the Vet forget the time he used it as a bludgeoning tool.

@mmmwaffles​ ‘s tags had a great idea

my brain refused to stop thinking about this so here’s my hastily-scribbled addition to this thread

Love the idea of them just passing the master door among each other, when Legend’s finally accepts the name of the door, watch it end up as a favorite weapon among the chain XD

I bet they can have so much fun with the door

best crafted door indeed

THIS IS THE BEST THING TO WAKE UP IN THE MORNING!!! HOW DOES THIS KEEP GETTING BETTER YALL ARE ABSOLUTELY PHENOMENAL

This is my new favorite chain post.

Some Link, way down the line: *goes into a dungeon

Legend’s ghost: “it is time young hero. Are you worthy of the master door?”

Link: “the wha-”

Legend: “THE MASTER DOOOOOR”

I couldn’t sleep until I did this

I can see this happening on Hyrule’s adventure- him getting the door from Legend- and Leg is like “you’ll get it eventually”. Years pass and Hyrule has no idea what Leg meant by that until they get the door and he’s like

Le Gasp!

(@technicallya1manband @tortilla-of-courage @sky-squido)

in reference to the chain fic

just realized that when Ravio returns home to find the door gone and multiple items missing from Legend’s house, it’s going to look like some one robbed the place

Kcjskcjdldjdldbirbf YOU’RE RIGHT

I can see Ravio having A Panic™ because oh goddess someone robbed the place. But once he calms down and does a count of the missing items, he would recognize the things missing as Links adventuring gear. Which makes perfect sense considering Link is gone too.

Though why Mr. Hero needed the front door is a bit of a puzzle.

Plot twist; Legend actually ends up using the door for various things. Emergency raft, his front door is nice and buoyant. It’s starts raining, the door can be prompted up as a shelter. Need to get down a snowy mountain very quickly, Legend’s front door can fit quite a few people. Put some wheels on it and hitch it to Epona, the door is now a wagon.

Legend is a master of using everything to his advantage and no one can make fun of his front door by this point.

One time it even gets used as a door!

Legend hates that it comes in handy, especially since it was the portal and not him that made the choice to bring it. But he’s not one to ignore a perfectly useful item just because he has mixed feelings about it.

At first, everyone other then Hyrule is confused as to why he has a door physically with him in the first place. Warriors in particular makes several jokes about it. But, as you said, Legend is a master of making use of things and after the time the door went up as an emergency barricade, the jokes more or less stop.

The one time the door gets used as a door is the most shocking instance.

Warriors ends up using the door to crush a bokoblin and declares it to be the best crafted door he’s ever encountered. (And he definitely ends up using it as a crushing weapon again. Because while Legend is an expert on making anything useful, Warriors is a genius on using any item as a weapon. Legend is just pissed his door keeps getting covered in monster guts.)

Wind starts calling it the Master Door, which Legend hates but can’t get him to stop. The rest of the chain starts calling it that too and he just gives up. He does get some enjoyment out of making up stories about how the door ended up coming on this journey, no one besides Hyrule knows the truth and he’s been sworn to secrecy.

Sky may or may not start craving little patterns into the door, but the hylian crest definitely appears on it at some point and Legend certainly didn’t put it there.

@lollybliz pointed out that Wild and Hyrule team up and stasis rune launch themselves with it, to which I can only say OH YES

I am in LOVE with the idea that Sky does carvings on it. By the time the journey is over, the whole thing is cleverly decorated (making use of the various dents from Warriors smashing monsters with it) with scenes from the quest.

One time in battle Legend shouts for Warriors to pass him “The Master Door” and he can never live it down. Wind is ecstatic that Legend called it that, and Warriors won’t let the Vet forget the time he used it as a bludgeoning tool.

@mmmwaffles​ ‘s tags had a great idea

my brain refused to stop thinking about this so here’s my hastily-scribbled addition to this thread

Love the idea of them just passing the master door among each other, when Legend’s finally accepts the name of the door, watch it end up as a favorite weapon among the chain XD

I bet they can have so much fun with the door

best crafted door indeed

THIS IS THE BEST THING TO WAKE UP IN THE MORNING!!! HOW DOES THIS KEEP GETTING BETTER YALL ARE ABSOLUTELY PHENOMENAL

This is my new favorite chain post.

Some Link, way down the line: *goes into a dungeon

Legend’s ghost: “it is time young hero. Are you worthy of the master door?”

Link: “the wha-”

Legend: “THE MASTER DOOOOOR”

I couldn’t sleep until I did this

I can see this happening on Hyrule’s adventure- him getting the door from Legend- and Leg is like “you’ll get it eventually”. Years pass and Hyrule has no idea what Leg meant by that until they get the door and he’s like

Le Gasp!

(@technicallya1manband @tortilla-of-courage @sky-squido)

in reference to the chain fic

just realized that when Ravio returns home to find the door gone and multiple items missing from Legend’s house, it’s going to look like some one robbed the place

Kcjskcjdldjdldbirbf YOU’RE RIGHT

I can see Ravio having A Panic™ because oh goddess someone robbed the place. But once he calms down and does a count of the missing items, he would recognize the things missing as Links adventuring gear. Which makes perfect sense considering Link is gone too.

Though why Mr. Hero needed the front door is a bit of a puzzle.

Plot twist; Legend actually ends up using the door for various things. Emergency raft, his front door is nice and buoyant. It’s starts raining, the door can be prompted up as a shelter. Need to get down a snowy mountain very quickly, Legend’s front door can fit quite a few people. Put some wheels on it and hitch it to Epona, the door is now a wagon.

Legend is a master of using everything to his advantage and no one can make fun of his front door by this point.

One time it even gets used as a door!

Legend hates that it comes in handy, especially since it was the portal and not him that made the choice to bring it. But he’s not one to ignore a perfectly useful item just because he has mixed feelings about it.

At first, everyone other then Hyrule is confused as to why he has a door physically with him in the first place. Warriors in particular makes several jokes about it. But, as you said, Legend is a master of making use of things and after the time the door went up as an emergency barricade, the jokes more or less stop.

The one time the door gets used as a door is the most shocking instance.

Warriors ends up using the door to crush a bokoblin and declares it to be the best crafted door he’s ever encountered. (And he definitely ends up using it as a crushing weapon again. Because while Legend is an expert on making anything useful, Warriors is a genius on using any item as a weapon. Legend is just pissed his door keeps getting covered in monster guts.)

Wind starts calling it the Master Door, which Legend hates but can’t get him to stop. The rest of the chain starts calling it that too and he just gives up. He does get some enjoyment out of making up stories about how the door ended up coming on this journey, no one besides Hyrule knows the truth and he’s been sworn to secrecy.

Sky may or may not start craving little patterns into the door, but the hylian crest definitely appears on it at some point and Legend certainly didn’t put it there.

@lollybliz pointed out that Wild and Hyrule team up and stasis rune launch themselves with it, to which I can only say OH YES

I am in LOVE with the idea that Sky does carvings on it. By the time the journey is over, the whole thing is cleverly decorated (making use of the various dents from Warriors smashing monsters with it) with scenes from the quest.

One time in battle Legend shouts for Warriors to pass him “The Master Door” and he can never live it down. Wind is ecstatic that Legend called it that, and Warriors won’t let the Vet forget the time he used it as a bludgeoning tool.

@mmmwaffles​ ‘s tags had a great idea

my brain refused to stop thinking about this so here’s my hastily-scribbled addition to this thread

Love the idea of them just passing the master door among each other, when Legend’s finally accepts the name of the door, watch it end up as a favorite weapon among the chain XD

I bet they can have so much fun with the door

best crafted door indeed

THIS IS THE BEST THING TO WAKE UP IN THE MORNING!!! HOW DOES THIS KEEP GETTING BETTER YALL ARE ABSOLUTELY PHENOMENAL

(@technicallya1manband @tortilla-of-courage @sky-squido)

in reference to the chain fic

just realized that when Ravio returns home to find the door gone and multiple items missing from Legend’s house, it’s going to look like some one robbed the place

Kcjskcjdldjdldbirbf YOU’RE RIGHT

I can see Ravio having A Panic™ because oh goddess someone robbed the place. But once he calms down and does a count of the missing items, he would recognize the things missing as Links adventuring gear. Which makes perfect sense considering Link is gone too.

Though why Mr. Hero needed the front door is a bit of a puzzle.

Plot twist; Legend actually ends up using the door for various things. Emergency raft, his front door is nice and buoyant. It’s starts raining, the door can be prompted up as a shelter. Need to get down a snowy mountain very quickly, Legend’s front door can fit quite a few people. Put some wheels on it and hitch it to Epona, the door is now a wagon.

Legend is a master of using everything to his advantage and no one can make fun of his front door by this point.

One time it even gets used as a door!

Legend hates that it comes in handy, especially since it was the portal and not him that made the choice to bring it. But he’s not one to ignore a perfectly useful item just because he has mixed feelings about it.

At first, everyone other then Hyrule is confused as to why he has a door physically with him in the first place. Warriors in particular makes several jokes about it. But, as you said, Legend is a master of making use of things and after the time the door went up as an emergency barricade, the jokes more or less stop.

The one time the door gets used as a door is the most shocking instance.

Warriors ends up using the door to crush a bokoblin and declares it to be the best crafted door he’s ever encountered. (And he definitely ends up using it as a crushing weapon again. Because while Legend is an expert on making anything useful, Warriors is a genius on using any item as a weapon. Legend is just pissed his door keeps getting covered in monster guts.)

Wind starts calling it the Master Door, which Legend hates but can’t get him to stop. The rest of the chain starts calling it that too and he just gives up. He does get some enjoyment out of making up stories about how the door ended up coming on this journey, no one besides Hyrule knows the truth and he’s been sworn to secrecy.

Sky may or may not start craving little patterns into the door, but the hylian crest definitely appears on it at some point and Legend certainly didn’t put it there.

@lollybliz pointed out that Wild and Hyrule team up and stasis rune launch themselves with it, to which I can only say OH YES

I am in LOVE with the idea that Sky does carvings on it. By the time the journey is over, the whole thing is cleverly decorated (making use of the various dents from Warriors smashing monsters with it) with scenes from the quest.

One time in battle Legend shouts for Warriors to pass him “The Master Door” and he can never live it down. Wind is ecstatic that Legend called it that, and Warriors won’t let the Vet forget the time he used it as a bludgeoning tool.

@mmmwaffles​ ‘s tags had a great idea

my brain refused to stop thinking about this so here’s my hastily-scribbled addition to this thread