I was about to be M A D but this is truly good advice.

Ooooohhhh

James McAvoy, Michael Fassbender and Hugh Jackman

rami just ran by in front of my car lmfao

this cryptid 

This is the lucky Rami, reblog in 30 seconds for a year of safe driving

theyre happy to see each other

Anons pls

ask me random stuff, I’m pretty bored atm

It has recently come to my attention that I am in fact…needy.

help I’ve fallen and am perfectly capable of getting up but refuse to

me: hey can you make dopamine and serotonin

my brain:

I feel like the real peril of growing up Christian that no one really talks about is how deeply veggie tales songs get embedded into your fuckin head like a ticking time bomb of inanity

it could be decades later and you’re minding your own business in line at the grocery store or on the bus or trying to fall asleep and from the depths of your brain comes “the bunny, the bunny, ooh I love the bunny”

you’ll never be free

someone, being normal: it’s time

my goblin brain:

anytime i lose my hairbrush…..yall already know whats going down

me: walking anywhere

in the depths of my hell mind, in a French accent: KEEP WALKING! butyouwon’tknockdownourwall keep walking! BUT IT ISN’T GONNA FALL!

only 1% of people can name these everyday objects

worth a shot

me: i want to buy new books

the 10 unread books i bought last year, staring at me from my bookshelf:

i wanna lie on the floor and not think for a month or two.

how do people approach celebrities on the street like i can’t even approach a worker in a store when i need help

hdjdjsjkk my mum works in retail and one of her coworkers is autistic & mostly doesnt talk unless he has to but yesterday he went out of his way to cross through the crowds of xmas shoppers and dodge a train of trolleys to go up to my mum, gesture to the crowds and say “michelle. i am losing the will to live”

Sam Wise with frosted tips wearing an upside down sun visor and puka shell necklace

This is how Samwise shows up to frodo’s funeral

frodo’s funeral?

boating accident

splish splash, “hobbit overboard”, you get the picture

don’t patronize me

chopped up by the outboard motor blades