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Trick or treat! I found pretty sweets!
What?! These are fake noms?! What kind of terrible trick is this?! I can understand Mom telling me not to nom my new puffin friend, but telling me not to nom these stress relievers is ridiculous: No nomming is a stress enhancer!
See, Mom? My coconut is totally not too small for me! Tilting my coconut up is totally not a trick! Don’t you dare take my coconut away!!
How to lure a lazy poor unsuspecting tortie out of bed on a cold winter morning. Stop running away from me, delicious dandie leaf!!
