New year, same terrible day of the week.
Do we have to put away all our Christmas lights already? 😭
How to Monday: Close your eyes, stretch out your leggies, and pretend it’s still Sunday!
Mom may love Overcooked, but I preferred digging into friend gckaf’s excellent couch for a nap instead! Mom says I missed her entire kitchen catching fire in Overcooked. Not only does Mom not give me noms 24/7, but also she can’t even manage to make fake noms!
My breakfast this morning was not up to my standards, so it’s a leggy #tortoisebutttuesday until Mom gets me better noms! *coughRADICCHIOcough*
For this week’s Tall Tuesday, I am practicing my ninja skills in my favorite box! Also known as, I can see pretty green grass through the glass, why won’t you let me go in the pretty green grass, I don’t care if it’s too cold, I AM GOING TO GRUMP HERE IN MY SHELL UNTIL YOU LET ME GO IN THE GRASS. Or until you placate me with noms.
Mom thinks this gif of my leggie is funny. I think she owes me radicchio. 😡
We hear #tortoisebutttuesday is a thing.
Nothing to see here. Just my wee bum sticking up out of my log with my wee leggies dangling in mid-air. Move along.
themarveloustort submitted to thewhimsyturtle:
My leggies and spiky bum cheeks are almost as cute as Kirbys freshly shedded ones!
R.I.P. Remmy
We are dedicating today’s post to Remmichay Clark Wilton of themarveloustort. Little Remmy was just 4 months old when he made his Tumblr debut, but he had the giant personality of a star. He also had the cutest leggies and spiky bum cheeks. We were late to see this adorable picture his mama shared with us, but we are sharing it with you all today as just one example of Remmy’s awesomeness.
We will miss you, Remmy. We hope you are somewhere feasting on endless noms. We send your mama our biggest hugs and buckets of love. <3
If I smush my face against the wall, maybe the wall will turn into a cuddly plushie by the time I wake up.
Did you know that I shed my skin in pieces as I grow, just like humans? My new skin comes in almost white! I just grew new skin on my leggies. New skin means I'm growing bigger! Soon Mommy won't have to worry about me jumping off her keyboard anymore because I will be big enough to just step off!
Mommy has been going through a bunch of old stuff, AKA dressing me up in everything possible. Exhibit A: Snap bracelets! The feathery purple bracelet was a little too big for me, but the fuzzy tiger-striped one was so tight that I got stuck!
Showing off my leggie while I nap.
I have inherited Lunchbox's old rock. Lunchbox grew too big to fit inside the cave anymore, but I am just the right size!