Throwback to riding in the car with Mom in 2017, when I still fit in my baby carrier!
Mom and I both slept all day, so here is a throwback to me taking a nap six (!) years ago!
Throwback to “don’t moose with me” GRUMPs in Mom’s hand for National Moose Day in January! 😤🎩🦌🐢
🎥 Remember my moosical GRUMPs for National Hat Day?
After yesterday’s handheld moose, here’s a throwback to my famoose GRUMP STOMPs for National Hat Day last week! After all, it would be a moose-take for Mom to ever not take a gazillion photos! 🎩🦌🐢📷
🎥 My National Hat Day video is a moost-watch if you haven’t seen it already!
Ex-moose me, my hat is askew! Fix it!
Every year, when spring starts warming the air, Mom unpacks my outdoor enclosure from winter storage. It always takes some time for Mom to clean and re-set up my outdoor habitat. On warm spring days before Mom finished, Mom used to let me hang out for brief periods in a shoebox outside to catch some sun. These photos are a throwback to the last time Mom did this—right before I pooped everywhere and Mom stopped doing this! ☀️💩🐢🙈😤
After yesterday’s log post, here’s a throwback to baby me under my same baby log way back in June 2015!
Tasty throwback to my deliciously successful Super Bowl pick over the weekend! 🏈😋🐢
🎥 If you missed my Super Bowl pick, watch it below! 🐏🏈🐅🤔🐢
Throwback to my shiny CHOMPmas present! 🔙🎄🎁😋🐢🎅
🎥 Did you miss my CHOMPmas video? Watch it below!
Where are you going, shiny present of deliciousness?! Come back here!
#tbt when it was still warm enough for me to GRUMP outside under the sun!
Throwback to warmer, sunnier days when I could still go outside in my Tortoise House and GRUMP at Mom for entering the covered section without knocking first.
What has Mommy got in her pocketses?
Throwback to when baby me hitched a ride in the pocket of Mom’s fancy linen blazer!
Happy Star Wars Day! May the Fourth be with you, fellow padawans! 💥
This year, a special treat we have … 🥁 Introducing … Shell Wars!
🥬 It’s a good thing baby Yoda is collard green, or BB-8 the Force you would see!
Bonus throwback: Do you know what else is turning 40? Star Wars: Episode V – The Empire Strikes Back! What better way to shellebrate than by rewatching the newest installment, Shell Wars: Episode X – The Tortoise Strikes Back? 💥🐢
#tbt one time 3.5 years ago when I was totally not stuck.
#tbt when Mom found the rare Shamrock Tortoise GRUMPing for cuddles on St. Patrick’s Day! ☘️😤🐢💚
Bonus post: Gifs time! Why must tiny roly poly things be so difficult to nom?!
(Don’t worry, Mommy peeled back the leaves for me to nom after a few minutes!)
Thanksgiving throwback to my first ever Brussels sprout!