the whimsy turtle

Shiver me timbers, I know just where th’ noms be hidin’!  No shiny navigator can fool Pirate Cap’n Kirby.  Th’ shiny whatsit be nay navigator---th’ shiny be th’ noms!

At last, th’ best o’ th’ booty from ye scurvy landlubbers!

Ye best be nay disturbin’ th’ Pirate Kirby whilst nommin’, lest ye suffer th’ mightiest o’ GRUMPs!

Nommin’ be serious business!

Radicchio be th’ finest booty I ever did nom!

Th’ Pirate Cap’n Kirby be grand pleased!  Brin’ me more radicchio, ye scurvy dog!

ARRRRRR!!  It be International Talk Like A Pirate Day!  Th’ swashbucklin’ Pirate Kirby returns t’ plunder all yer noms!

Avast!  I found meself a jolly fine sextant t’ help me find all th’ noms this voyage!  C’mere, me shiny beauty, show me where all th’ noms be hidin’!

If ye be holdin’ back noms, beware th’ mighty GRUMP o’ Pirate Kirby!