There you are, Mom! Do you know how long my hidey hut has been flipped over and old noms have been sitting on my plate? Fix all of this, Mom!!
Mom told me to explain all the leaves she keeps finding broken off my plastic plants in my Tortoise House outside. How's this for an explanation?
MOM, this measly piece of radicchio is UNACCEPTABLE! Bring me a bigger piece this instant!
It's Friday, and my plastic plants are back in this corner! Time to STOMP and CHOMP! (╯°□°）╯🌿😋🐢😤
My hibiscus plant grew seed pods! I like these more than the flowers I refused to eat this year! 🌰👀😋🐢🤦♀️
Why are you just standing there? Hurry up and put my plastic plants back so I can knock them over again!
Mom found chips that fell off my food rock and told me to explain myself. (Remember this?) Mom holding a rock chip out for me to see means it IS noms, right?
Hibiscus season is here! 🌺
🔙 Last year, Mom helped me plant my very own Luna hibiscus plant that bloomed just in time for my special 10th birthday! I was so excited to CHOMP the giant flowers bigger than me! 🌺😋🐢
🔛 This year, my Luna hibiscus grew back from two stalks to . . . a lot more than that! For the last several weeks, my Luna hibiscus has been blooming almost every day, as many as seven giant flowers in one day! ☀️🌺🌺🌺✨
. . . After the first one, I decided I don't like hibiscus flowers anymore. 🌺😤🐢🤯🙈
🆘 Does anyone have any tips for preserving over 30 hibiscus flowers for winter, when I may or may not decide I like hibiscus flowers again? 🌺🙃
EXCUSE ME, I searched through all the noms on my plate and there isn't a single piece of radicchio!?
My corner is not a "disaster", Mom! I can still get into my hidey hut just fine, see? You just don't understand my redecorating genius!
I was so angry at Mom for refusing to give me a late night snack last night that I refused to get out of bed this morning until Mom lifted up my hidey hut and shooed my extra grouchy GRUMP out of my comfy dirt pile!
Today was RAMPAGE day three! I shoved all my things out of place and even though I was careful not to make one big pile of my things, I still locked myself out of my hidey hut again!? But this time, when Mom came home, I wasn't hiding, I was ANGRY and climbing the walls!
Mom hurried to put everything back for me (while laughing at me?!), and I made sure to inspect Mom's work as soon as she put each of my things back in place. Here I am inspecting my restored hidey hut mansion (from Waffles @wafflesworld) and being exceedingly unimpressed that my thermometer was still out of place!
Today was another RAMPAGE day! This time, instead of flipping over everything, I shoved all my things into one big pile under my light . . . and locked myself out of my hidey hut!? My hidey hut was completely blocked!?
I was so upset I dug a hole in a corner, pulled my head and leggies all the way into my shell, and GRUMPed until Mom came home and rescued me (with radicchio and snuggles!). Mom says I am the most ridiculous tort ever.
Today was RAMPAGE day! I rampaged for more than 9 hours straight, starting before 8am this morning! I even flipped over my hidey hut mansion from Waffles @wafflesworld! I also cleaned off my plate like a bottomless pit!
I ran over to Mom as soon as she came in the door to GRUMP at her for being gone all day. Mom called my enclosure a "disaster", cleaned and tidied everything for me, and gave me three snacks because I kept begging for more! Mom said no more, so I rampaged even more while Mom ate her dinner!
EXCUSE ME, Grandmom airlifts me to my noms when it's cold out. Why aren't you doing that yet, Mom?!
New year, same ABSOLUTELY NOT to CHOMPing grass! This blade of grass Mom tried to sneak into my breakfast got stuck in my mouth, but I refuse to eat any grass ever! Even in my sleep, I am distancing myself as far as possible from this terrible tasting nom that is most definitely not a nom in my book!
I threw half my noms off my plate and tipped over my hidey hut, but how do I flip over my water dish?