When Waffles’s mom visited a few weeks ago, she brought a birthday present for Mommy: Two little tortles with their home and a vet just for them!
I helped Mommy match the tortles to their shells and made sure their noms are up to par. Mommy insisted we give the tortles a bath “because it’s good for them,” so I taught them how to escape from their bath! I also tried to inspect their cave, but for some reason, it kept moving when I tried to go inside. Mommy, make the cave stop being mean to me!
Bonus post: I was a good boy and did not nom the ribbons because it was Mommy’s present and not mine!
I definitely thought about nomming those pretty ribbons though...