Should I climb this corner for Tall Tuesday? Nah, that's too much work for this weather. I'll just shove my dirt around instead!
My corner is not a "disaster", Mom! I can still get into my hidey hut just fine, see? You just don't understand my redecorating genius!
Success! I, King Kirby, have GRUMP STOMPed the lands behind my hidey hut mansion!
EXCUSE ME, do you know how long I've been stuck here in between my hidey hut and my plastic plants since I shoved them both out of their corners?! FIX THIS, MOM!
My hidey hut mansion ate my smaller blue hidey hut!! 👹😱🐢
April Fool's! It was me! 😜 Now help me get out of here, I'm stuck inside! 😖🐢
After yesterday's Tall Tuesday ninja stretches, I decided to build myself a dirt stair to make ascending my hidey hut throne easier. But now I'm tired and hungry from making my dirt stair. I demand noms and cuddles, Mom!
New strategy for when my hidey hut ship hits my water dish: Flip and shove! ⛵️🐢
Hey! Why are you standing there taking photos instead of helping, Mom?! 📸😤
Of course I made a mess! What else was I supposed to do when my plate doesn't have even a single crumb on it?!
Today is a proud who's-the-boss-of-this-corner-now #TortoiseButtTuesday.
Uh oh my hidey hut ship has turned into a rocking ship . . . .
There you are, Mom! My plate is empty, my hidey hut is flipped on its side, and my water dish is filled with mud! You're here to fix all this, right?
Captain Kirby reporting for Tall Tuesday from the top of my hidey hut ship!
Me, stuck? Of course not! Why would you think that?!
There you are, Mom! Hurry up and put my hidey hut back for me so I can flip it again!
Shello? Stop taking photos, Mom!
Me, explain this mess? You explain why I haven’t seen any radicchio in a week, Mom!
Mayday mayday mayday! My ship struck my water dish and got stuck! Abandon ship!
Time to go sailing in my hidey hut!
Uh oh, my hidey hut hit my water dish! What do I do now?!