Today is a proud who's-the-boss-of-this-corner-now #TortoiseButtTuesday.
Mom found my evil plastic plants poking me in the eye while I slept! I knew those evil plants have been plotting their revenge ever since I won the war! But joke’s on them: I didn’t even notice and slept through all their pokes!
After a long and exhausting hour of reclaiming my favorite corner from my plastic plants and digging a great big hole to make a point, I, King Kirby the Great, emerge weary and hungry to claim—an empty plate?! Why is my plate not overflowing with noms to reward all my efforts?!
Take that, plastic plants! You may keep trying to take over my favorite corner, but I will kick you out every time!
👒 Happy National Hat Day! 🎩
Presenting the sequel to my leaf hats: I have gotten so good at dominating my evil plastic plants that I made myself a mighty crown from their leaves! 🍃👑🐢
Revisit the glory of my plastic plant battles over here!
Aren’t I the most majestic GRUMP you have ever seen?
All plastic plants who see my trophy leaf crown shall quiver in fear!
Onwards! I shall conquer ALL the plastic plants of this world!
Why did I snap yet another leaf off my plastic plants? To remind them who’s boss, obviously! Also, I am overdue for a new leaf crown. Hurry up and clean this leaf for me, Mom!
Today was a very productive day: I completely cleaned off all the noms on my plate (even the crumbs!) and thoroughly reclaimed my corner from my evil plastic plants!
HEY, where did my new leaf crown go?! It was right here yesterday!
I have fan art!! 😍😍😍 Featuring a perfect rendition of my GRUMPface! I showed those evil plastic plants! 🍃💪😤🐢
🦎 You can follow @theslinkylizard‘s adventures over on Instagram!
I have reclaimed my corner from my plastic plants! New Year’s resolution complete!
On to my next resolution: More naps!
What to do with all my leaf crowns? Display them on top of my hidey hut so I can bask in the glory of my victory against my plastic plants, of course!
Bonus National Hat Day video of me wearing my leaf hats, plus a few of our favorite stills from the video above!
Even better, by wearing these leaves as hats, I have won another point against my evil plastic plants, which means...
I have officially won the war with my plastic plants!! All hail King Kirby in the leaf crown! 🍃👑🐢
It’s National Hat Day?! The leaves I broke off my evil plastic plants are the perfect size to be hats for me!
Staring off into the distance like the majestic king I am!
This king is hungry, humans!
I remind you of someone? Who could it be?
While my evil plastic plants have been blocking my corner and making me faceplant, I have been secretly sabotaging them by breaking off their leaves! Take that, plastic plants! Your leaves are MINE now!
That’s right, I get TWO points! One for claiming all these leaves as my own, and a second for being so sneaky about it! Just one more point until I win this war!
For the past couple of months, I’ve been secretly sabotaging my plastic plants. They haven’t even noticed yet! Can you guess what my sneak attacks have been?