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Avast! It be International Talk Like A Pirate Day! Time to bring out me mighty fine cutlass from me plunderin' last year! 🗡🏴☠️⚓️
This year I be makin' me cutlass into me new throne! All hail th' fearsome Pirate Kirby, King o' th'—AAAARRRRGGGGHHH! 👑🐢😤
🎃 Happy Halloween from the GRUMPiest, STOMPiest, and CHOMPiest Kirby! ૮(｡•̀ - •́｡)ა 💖😤🎃
Did you know @nintendo Kirby is my namesake? Mom named me after her favorite video game character because we both are round and eat everything! 😋 (And adorable, of course!)
💖⁂ * ૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა ⁑ *💖 #KirbyTort
ARRRRR!! It be International Talk Like A Pirate Day! Th' Pirate Kirby be on th' STOMP wi' a mighty fine new cutlass! Gimme noms o' me pointy new friend be makin' ye walk th' plank! 🗡🏴☠️⚓️🐢😤
Happy Pi Day! The Pi-rate Tortoise returns and plunders this giant slice of mushroom and caramelized onion pizza pie! 🍕☠️🐢😋
. . . or I will as soon as I can get past this pesky plate! 🍽😖
Shiver me timbers, it be International Talk Like A Pirate Day! Th’ Pirate Kirby be back wi’ a GRUMPin’ vengeance! I already be plunderin’ this here sparkly jewel. Now bring me all yer noms, ye scallywags! ✨💎🏴☠️⚓️🐢😤
Even th’ mighty Pi-rate Kirby needs a nap when Pi Day falls the day after Daylight Saving Time starts!
Pi Day is almost here, and we lost a whole hour?! The Pi-rate Kirby is NOT pleased! ⏰⏩☠️🐢😤
Ahoy, me hearties! It be International Talk Like A Pirate Day, an’ th’ Pirate Kirby be back, fearsome GRUMP an’ all!
Avast! I be marooned in a sea o’ unCHOMPable seashells!? Bail me out o’ here smartly, ye scallywags, or ye be walkin’ th’ plank!
Do I be stranded in a land o’ no noms?!
Nary a whiff o’ noms I be smellin’!?
One o’ ye landlubbers bring me noms smartly or a mighty GRUMP storm be comin’!
Happy Pi Day! The Pi-rate Kirby has returned and demands to know who decided Pi Day this year should be a whole hour shorter!?
Avast! It be time for th’ Pirate Kirby t’ find a birb friend! Parrots be too sassy, so I be auditionin’ this here puffin instead. I whole-CHOMPedly approve this jolly good puffin!
Ye be a jolly good birb, Puffin!
Now keep ye standin’ still, Puffin...
Shiver me timbers, th’ Pirate Kirby be back! Happy International Talk Like A Pirate Day, me hearties!
The Pizza Pi-rate party continues! Pi pi pizza pie! 🍕☠️🐢😋
Happy Pi Day! This year, the Pi-rate Tortoise has plundered an extra-large slice of pizza pie! 🍕☠️🐢😋
Shiver me timbers, it be not e’en a week after International Talk Like A Pirate Day, and me fine new ship be sunk already!? (A hungry GRUMP stomped on it, ARRR!) #WasntMe 🤔
Give me all th’ cuddles, ye landlubber! 😭🐢🏴☠️
Th’ Pirate Kirby be standin’ lookout for noms in this here crow’s nest of me fine ship! 🔭👀 🐢🏴☠️🛶
Lookout duty sure be dull in this here ship...
New plan: Those noms must be runnin’ as soon as they be seein’ me, so now I be hidin’ from sight in th’ belly o’ me ship!
ARRRRR!! It be International Talk Like A Pirate Day! Th’ fearsome Pirate Kirby returns t’ hornswaggle ye landlubbers! 🏴☠️🐢
I plundered meself a mighty fine ship t’ sail th’ seas this year! No noms be escapin’ me in this here clipper! Now which one o’ ye scallywags be swabbing th’ decks?
👃💨 Avast! Me nose do smell noms in th’ wind! Weigh anchor and hoist th’ mizzen! ⚓️
Happy Pi Day! The Pi-rate Tortoise returns and demands that all pie be served without pesky plates from here on out! 🥧☠️🐢😤
