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the whimsy turtle

@thewhimsyturtle / thewhimsyturtle.tumblr.com

Kirby the tiny tortoise noms his way to adventure! Also on Facebook, Instagram, and YouTube! More detailed and crafty posts on Wordpress. More info here.
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Happy Easter, friends!  🐇  We still don’t have any dandelions here, so the Easter Bunny and his friends filled my Easter basket with yummy greens---including radicchio!  I was so excited that I totally did not miss and CHOMP my basket instead!  🥬😋🐢

No noms stand a chance against my CHOMPs!

I am so happy I’m not even GRUMPing!

OMNOMNOMSNARFNOMNOM!

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The rumors are true…Lover, we love you!  🎵💗🎶

A kiss for Taylor…

…a hug for one of our favorite baby Taylor journal entries…

…and testing for possible secret noms in the pretty CD?

* The heart packing peanuts are from my awesome birthday package from friend @anne-fine—photos coming soon!

Rebageling for the Sunday crowd!  New close-up photos in our post today (click here to see!), plus a bonus crazy color filter photo below, courtesy of Google Photos’s Auto Awesome feature!

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🎶 I like shiny things, but I’d nom your paper rings!  📃💍😋🐢

After our Lover photos yesterday, Mom couldn’t resist taking extra close-up photos of me in my shiny crown, plus a few bonus photos with the ME! @instagram filter!  (Unsurprisingly, the new Lover Instagram filter doesn’t work on my face.)  👑🐢💖

In all my dreams, noms are the thing I want!

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The rumors are true...Lover, we love you!  🎵💗🎶

A kiss for Taylor...

...a hug for one of our favorite baby Taylor journal entries...

...and testing for possible secret noms in the pretty CD?

* The heart packing peanuts are from my awesome birthday package from friend @anne-fine---photos coming soon!

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🎶  I’m the only one of ME!  🌈🐢🦋💖

✨  Some unplanned T-Swizzle numerology:  Our video is 5:02 long…and 5 + 2 = 7!  Plus, Mom unintentionally took exactly 13 photos of me in my butterfly wings on her camera!  (Again!  We haven’t shared all 13 photos this time because several look very similar to the ones we have shared here already.)

You can’t spell noms without Kir—er…

…ahem…I promise that nobody’s gonna GRUMP like ME if you don’t give me noms RIGHT NOW!

Rebageling because ME! at the BBMAs was ✨magical✨!

One more sleep until the album Lover!

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🎶  I’m the only one of ME!  🌈🐢🦋💖

✨  Some unplanned T-Swizzle numerology:  Our video is 5:02 long…and 5 + 2 = 7!  Plus, Mom unintentionally took exactly 13 photos of me in my butterfly wings on her camera!  (Again!  We haven’t shared all 13 photos this time because several look very similar to the ones we have shared here already.)

You can’t spell noms without Kir—er…

…ahem…I promise that nobody’s gonna GRUMP like ME if you don’t give me noms RIGHT NOW!

Rebageling because ME! at the BBMAs was ✨magical✨!

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🎶  I'm the only one of ME!  🌈🐢🦋💖

✨  Some unplanned T-Swizzle numerology:  Our video is 5:02 long...and 5 + 2 = 7!  Plus, Mom unintentionally took exactly 13 photos of me in my butterfly wings on her camera!  (Again!  We haven’t shared all 13 photos this time because several look very similar to the ones we have shared here already.)

You can’t spell noms without Kir---er...

...ahem...I promise that nobody’s gonna GRUMP like ME if you don’t give me noms RIGHT NOW!

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Easter Chick Rescue, Part 9 (Parts 1, 2, 3, Interlude, 4, 5, 6, 7, and 8)

Mr. Rooster was so happy about having all four of his baby chicks home for Easter that to thank me, he convinced the Easter Bunny to fill my Easter basket with a special treat!  🐰😋🐢  (🔊up to hear me crunch!)

Of course, I made sure to nom every last crumb!

You shall not escape me, yummy radicchio!!

That’s it?!  Are you sure there isn’t more radicchio for me?

* Mr. Rooster named his four baby chicks after the characters in the book Mom is reading right now:  Jane, Ronan, Richard, and Adam.  Did you guess what book?  It’s...

...DUN DUN DUN...

...the Raven Boys!  Book 1 of the Raven Cycle books, by @maggie-stiefvater!  What a page-turner!  We were blown away by both the plot twists and the beautiful writing---10/10 recommend!

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Easter Chick Rescue, Part 8 (Parts 1, 2, 3, Interlude, 4, 567, and 9)

Easter is here!  Quick, I have to get you home to Mr. Rooster, baby chicks!  Make room for baby Adam in my Easter basket and hop on the Kirby Express:  With Plushie Overlord Peeps defeated, the journey back over the rainbow will go much faster!

* Mr. Rooster named his four baby chicks after the characters in the book Mom is reading right now.  Can you guess what book?  Here’s one last hint before we reveal the answer in our next post:  Jane’s real name is not Jane, but it’s also four letters long!

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Easter Chick Rescue, Part 7 (Parts 1, 2, 3, Interlude, 45, and 6)

Baby Richard, are you okay?  You don’t have to be scared anymore, I defeated Plushie Overlord Peeps fair and square!  Where did your last brother run off to?  A big black thing?  Oh, I know where that is!  Let’s go rescue the last of your siblings!

* Mr. Rooster named his four baby chicks after the characters in the book Mom is reading right now.  Can you guess what book?  Here’s a hint:  Richard’s proper nickname is Dick, but he doesn’t like being called Richard or Dick!

Here’s a short little behind-the-scenes of my search for the last of Mr. Rooster's missing baby chicks!  We posted this on our Instagram stories yesterday and what we thought was our Facebook stories but was really our Facebook page?  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯  In any case, my trundling is too cute not to share here, too!

I have the cutest little leggies for exploring!  :}

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Easter Chick Rescue, Part 7 (Parts 1, 2, 3, Interlude, 4, 5, 6, 8, and 9)

Baby Richard, are you okay?  You don’t have to be scared anymore, I defeated Plushie Overlord Peeps fair and square!  Where did your last brother run off to?  A big black thing?  Oh, I know where that is!  Let’s go rescue the last of your siblings!

* Mr. Rooster named his four baby chicks after the characters in the book Mom is reading right now.  Can you guess what book?  Here’s a hint:  Richard’s proper nickname is Dick, but he doesn’t like being called Richard or Dick!

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