Happy New Year! 🎉🎩🐢🥳🎊
I am CHOMPing in 2025 with my BFF Brunhilda and my new Tortmas friend, Tiny Turtle Tim! ✨🥂🍾😋🐢🐢🦕
Getting ready to change out of my Santa hat by dusting off my spiffy top hat! ✨🎩😋🐢🎅
For Tortmas this year, Santa brought me a new friend! I love my new friend! Maybe a bit too much . . . 🎁🐢😋🎅🐢🤨
Merry CHOMPmas to all!! ✨🎄🌟🦌🐢🦕
✨ Star light, star bright, Shiny light I see tonight, I wish I may, I wish I might Have the CHOMP I wish tonight! ✨🎄😋🐢
🍂 Happy Thanksgiving! 🦃
We are thankful for our family and friends, including all of you who shower me with so much love every day! I am also thankful for Tiny Tom Turkey, who forgives me every year! Wishing you all the yummiest of noms this holiday season! 🥰🤗🍽💕🐢
Mom told me to explain all the leaves she keeps finding broken off my plastic plants in my Tortoise House outside. How's this for an explanation?
It's Friday, and my plastic plants are back in this corner! Time to STOMP and CHOMP! (╯°□°）╯🌿😋🐢😤
My hibiscus plant grew seed pods! I like these more than the flowers I refused to eat this year! 🌰👀😋🐢🤦♀️
Mom found chips that fell off my food rock and told me to explain myself. (Remember this?) Mom holding a rock chip out for me to see means it IS noms, right?
Has this piece of wood turned into noms yet?
Why are you laughing at me, Mom? What else am I supposed to CHOMP when there are no noms on my food rock?!
First, mystery wood. Now what's this mystery white stuff on my patio?
While Mom goes through all the videos and photos of my 11th birthday party, I got mail! 💌 Facebook friend Cathy sent me the most delightful card with a booptastic rainbow and furry friend on the front, the nicest message inside, and so many amazing and delicious stickers everywhere! 🌈🐶🖊🍓 I couldn't stop booping my fabulous card all over and trying to CHOMP the shell-tastic stickers! 😍😋🐢
Thank you for the love, Cathy! Sending you my bestest thank you GRUMPs! 🥰😤🐢
Flashback to earlier this summer, when we helped friends Tito, Nico, and Joa @anne-fine shellebrate their birthdays with a turtle-y cool card and a giant paper flower in Joa's favorite color! 🥳💌 🌸📬 I made sure to boop all the goodies we included in Tito, Nico, and Joa's birthday package, plus I added bonus CHOMPs to the card for maximum noms! 😋 That's how cards work, right? 🌟🎉🐢🐢🦜💝🎊🌟
Happy Independence Day, U.S.A. friends! Huzzah for the red, white, and blue! 🇺🇸❤️🤍💙💥
How dare this wall still stand in my way two years later?! I will GRUMP and STOMP and—is that terrazzo concrete?! Terrazzo concrete is DELICIOUS!
Happy first day of summer, season of sunny STOMPs, grassy GRUMPs, and sprinkler CHOMPs! ☀️💦👀😋🐢🤔
P.S. BIG NEWS: For the first time ever today, Mom caught me drinking!!! (Out of my water dish, not from this sprinkler.) I only took a handful of sips, so Mom didn't have time to grab her camera, but she saw me swallowing!!
Go away, ants! I am not noms! Go show me where the real noms are!