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the whimsy turtle

@thewhimsyturtle / thewhimsyturtle.tumblr.com

Kirby the tiny tortoise noms his way to adventure! Also on Facebook, Instagram, and YouTube! More detailed and crafty posts on Wordpress. More info here.
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🎉🎩🐢  Happy New Year and New Decade, Tumblr!  🦕✨🎊

Brunhilda and I thew a great big sparkly party to ring in the brand new ‘20s, complete with party horns and lots of spiffy hats!  🥳

We wish you all the most deliciously fabulous decade yet!  🥂😋💖🐢

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Four!!, Part 7 (Parts 1, 2, 3, 45, and 6)

We have a special surprise for my birthday this year:  A video of my rainbow-themed birthday party, complete with lots of nomming footage!  (Mom is slow at editing videos, so this video is a bit late.)  Enjoy!  :}

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Four!!, Part 3:  Cake! (Parts 124, 5, 6, and 7)

After I put on my special birthday hat and met my new unicorn pool float friend, it was time for my favorite part:  Cake!  In keeping with my rainbow-themed birthday party, Mom made me a rainbow cake this year!  I was so excited that I tried to fit my whole cake in my mouth at once!

Mom made sure every layer of my rainbow cake was delicious:  Red watermelon, orange carrots, yellow apple, green frilly kale, and purple radicchio---topped with four pretty origami stars, one for every one of my four years!  I didn’t know where to start!!

Even Brunhilda was excited about my rainbow cake!

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Four!!, Part 2: A Unicorn! (Parts 1, 3, 4, 5, 6, and 7)

After I put on my special birthday hat, Mom brought out a big surprise:  My very own mini unicorn pool float!!  After all, no rainbow-themed birthday party would be complete without a unicorn!  🦄

Since I can’t swim, my new unicorn friend was kind enough to hang out with me on dry land.  I love my new unicorn friend---she is so squishy and comfy to chill on!

A bonus gif!

And here’s a behind the scenes look at my party before it began!

Is that a cake I see coming?!

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Four!!, Part 1: Party Hat! (Parts 2, 3, 4, 56, and 7)

Not only is today the day of the Great American Eclipse, but also today is my birthday!!  Mom went a bit overboard this year and threw me a great big, rainbow-themed party.  As promised, I got my very own birthday hat this year to celebrate (which I did not try to nom!)!  Of course, we invited Brunhilda to my party, and she got her own hat, too!

My party hat fits me perfectly!

There’s got to be a cake somewhere around here...

* We don’t know the exact day I hatched, so since I was born not long before I met Mom, we celebrate as my birthday the day I showed up on Mom’s doorstep in a FedEx box!

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