Why is my plate so far away? Do you know how much effort I already spent getting up and emerging from this corner?! Bring my noms to me over here!
Who gave the weather permission to rain today?!
No stretches. Today I GRUMP!
Is that Grandmom at the door? Yes! I hear Grandmom's voice! And she's coming closer!
Up and over hump day: Faceplanting still counts! 😤🐢😎
What do you mean, we're out of noms until you go grocery shopping later?!?
Look, Mom! I made it over hump day without faceplanting and I kicked more dirt onto my plastic plants! Aren't you so proud of me?
Tall Tuesday stretches: Do you have noms hiding behind that camera??
I made it over hump day!
No one saw my faceplant that totally didn’t happen, right?
And lo, the sun came out and shone on the victorious GRUMP, once more King of the Corner . . . and once more waiting for noms?! MOM!
EXCUSE ME, why aren’t you airlifting me over my log?
Mom is exhausted, so as always, I am helping by taking extra adorable naps!
If I stay under my log, Monday can’t find me, right?
Wait, can my breakfast still find me??
Finally, the sun is back after weeks of rain and cloudy gray skies! Now where are my noms to shellebrate?
Mom, why does my baby log keep shrinking more every day?!
I threw a tantrum (see my hidey hut on top of my plate?), but not only is it still not Christmas and I still do not have dandies on my plate, now it’s also Monday!? I REFUSE!