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the whimsy turtle

@thewhimsyturtle / thewhimsyturtle.tumblr.com

Kirby the tiny tortoise noms his way to adventure! Also on Facebook, Instagram, and YouTube! More detailed and crafty posts on Wordpress. More info here.
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Three quarters into the Big Game, it’s not looking so great for my pick this year.  If you ask me, the solution is MOAR SNACKS!  😋

🎥  If you missed my Super Bowl pick, watch it below!  🏈🤔🐢

Mom should have had more faith in me:  My team won!  Predicted perfectly by me, with my last-second turnaround just like the Chiefs’ last-quarter comeback!  😎🏆🏈🐢

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Seven!, Part 6 (Parts 1, 2, 34, and 5)

Brightening up your Monday with bonus close-ups of my birthday cake CHOMPs!  Mom took lots of photos, of course!

Thank you for all your birthday wishes, friends!  We are amazed and so touched by all the love you sent me!  Thank you for helping make my birthday the best ever!

Bonus radicchio blep!

Talk to the footie!  I am busy CHOMPing radicchio here!

A fruitful watermelon CHOMP!

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Seven!, Part 5 (Parts 1, 23, and 4)

Time to relive my ginormous birthday cake by watching all my excited CHOMPs!  🎥🎉🎂😋🥳  Sound up to hear me crunch after the appropriately named “Birthday Cake” song!  🔊

Excuse me, this cake is not in my mouth!  Bring it to my mouth, Mom!

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Seven!, Part 3 (Parts 1 and 2)

It’s my birthday!!  I am lucky number seven years old!  Can you believe it?!  Seven whole years of me GRUMPing at Mom!  🎉😤7️⃣🥳🎊

To shellebrate, Mom made me a ginormous seven-layer birthday cake with my favorite noms:  Two layers each of radicchio, watermelon, and apple, plus a layer of frilly kale and freshly picked homegrown clover garnishes!  😲 Now this is what I call a birthday feast!  🎂🍉🍎🥬☘️😋😋😋

This cake makes me so happy I even forgot to GRUMP!

Yummy yummy, into my belly!!

* We don’t know the exact day I hatched, so since I was born not long before I met Mom, we celebrate as my birthday the day I showed up on Mom’s doorstep in a FedEx box!

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Five!, Part 3 (Parts 124, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, and 13)

After my initial excitement over finding dandies on my birthday cake, I took a closer look at the rest of my cake and discovered so many yummy surprises!  Of course, I went straight for my #1 favorite nom ever:  Radicchio!

...It’s a good thing Grandmom blew out my candle for me as soon as I discovered the radicchio in my cake!

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