Hiding from the worst day of the week.
Really, Mom? I'm still in my dirt pajamas, and you're already taking a zillion photos of me that all look the same?
Monday Schmonday, get out of my face!
Good morn—MOM, it's too early for a camera in my face!
Usually I beg to go outside every day in the summer. This year, it is so hot outside that I have been begging to stay inside where the air conditioning is (and where Mom is so I can stare at her)!
Monday after a four-day weekend?! Are you kidding?!
MOM, I'm trying to sleep through Monday over here! Get that camera out of my face!
But Mom! Look how tall I am standing for Tall Tuesday! What do you mean, I still can't get radicchio for breakfast?! The neighbors gave me radicchio bigger than me for breakfast just for getting up when you were away a few weeks ago!
Success! I, King Kirby, have GRUMP STOMPed the lands behind my hidey hut mansion!
It's sunny and Tuesday? Time to emerge from my dirt camouflage and GRUMP tall and proud!
No way Monday can find me with my homemade dirt camouflage!