MOM! Get your hand out of MY photos! 📸👈🗣🐢
Excuse me! It's Sunday! Lap tortoise reporting for snuggle duty and snacks!
Why is my plate so far away? Do you know how much effort I already spent getting up and emerging from this corner?! Bring my noms to me over here!
MOM, this measly piece of radicchio is UNACCEPTABLE! Bring me a bigger piece this instant!
EXCUSE ME, why is there no radicchio on my food rock?!
Hi, yes, shello, can you pay attention to me now and give me snacks?
Why are you just standing there? Hurry up and put my plastic plants back so I can knock them over again!
Mom, what are you doing in the covered part of my Tortoise House? This is MY Tortoise House!
Mom, why is the sun so high on my wall? How am I supposed to sun my shell like this?
Who gave the weather permission to rain today?!
Mom, I'm out of frilly kale! Bring me more!
Excuse me, I'm trying to enjoy a nice summer evening stroll here. Get that camera out of my face!
EXCUSE ME, I don't see any radicchio on my plate over there. Fix this, Mom! It's Friday!
EXCUSE ME, I searched through all the noms on my plate and there isn't a single piece of radicchio!?
MOM, I climbed onto my plastic plants and my breakfast is still too far away! Move my breakfast, Mom! 🥗😤🐢🍃