Excuse me, you filled my plate, but I don't see any radicchio???
Excuse me! My plate is empty, and my water dish is dirty! Why haven't you fixed this yet?!
Why is the sun shining over there and not on me in this corner?!
I don't care what the calendar says, every day between Christmas and New Year's is a holiday! And holidays require extra treats and snuggles!
TGIF! Why isn't my plate filled with radicchio and dandelions?!
Excuse me! It's Sunday! Lap tortoise reporting for snuggle duty and snacks!
Why is my plate so far away? Do you know how much effort I already spent getting up and emerging from this corner?! Bring my noms to me over here!
MOM, this measly piece of radicchio is UNACCEPTABLE! Bring me a bigger piece this instant!
EXCUSE ME, why is there no radicchio on my food rock?!
Hi, yes, shello, can you pay attention to me now and give me snacks?
Why are you just standing there? Hurry up and put my plastic plants back so I can knock them over again!
Mom, what are you doing in the covered part of my Tortoise House? This is MY Tortoise House!
Mom, why is the sun so high on my wall? How am I supposed to sun my shell like this?
Who gave the weather permission to rain today?!
Mom, I'm out of frilly kale! Bring me more!